[angelnumber27]

When I blink twice rapidly my left airpod emits a radio frequency from Atlantis

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[tabloidsores]

Imagine you're getting wheeled in the back of an ambulance and you pass a sign reading "prototype jack memorial hospital & experimental food research facility"

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[dogpuppy]

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[whencircuitsshort]

if i was a pill designer i would make a pill that came in lots of different colors and had an m inscribed in the center. it would be circular and rougly 0.41" wide and 0.25" tall. it would also melt in your mouth not your hand. And its lethal

[tabloidsores]

YouTube clickbait thumbnail about "The rise and fall of Hsu Hao, Tumblr's most TRAGIC blogger"

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

When did i rise

[jame7t]

you are always telling lies

elephants are hunted for their jumping slime, which is used to produce trampolines and the runways of airplanes

[moth-wizard]

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

[moth-wizard]

i feel like pjackk

[moth-wizard]

again

[ammnontet]

the killer

[vedurnan-archive]

[agonius]

it finally happened. Dropped one of my earbuds down a bottomless pit. Gone forever

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Why were you hanging out next to bottomless pits? Sorry for your loss btw

[agonius]

i sort packages at work. Some of them we have to put in a really big hole so their gone forever im pretty sure this has happened to everyone’s mail at some point

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

interesting… what kind of crimes does a package have to do to make it go in a big pit and gone forever?

[agonius]

it’s a today’s lucky winners situation

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[a-kilogram-of-feathers]

bunny warfare kind of timeline

[dogpuppy]