15 Minutes of Decay

Dani |21| I’m sad and sarcastic.

[kayyari]

My toxic trait is bomb pussy

[iraffiruse]

Gotta work on that spacing

[qregrimaldis-deactivated2022111]

y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho

[formerprincewille]

ALDKAKSKAK

[sixpenceee]

Museum of Contemporary Art, Chicago

[pixiepeachh]

#NoMeansNo

[definitelydope]

[sedraboc]

If anyone knows the artist, let me know!

[mydarkenedeyes]

[rockhardgeologist]

[poppins-me]

© Fillipa Edghill

[rh-xox]

✌🏻️

[jvlianbashir]

this is what good pussy sounds like *laminated paper wobbling sound*

[teenscoolest]

[singwhenyoucantspeak]

This is why i laugh so much when people complain that they aged down aunt may cuz like… they didn’t actually really? she is a reasonable age? marisa tomei just happens to actually be a vampire

[hugintheraven]

She’s not even a vampire. She’s in shape, sure, but she’s not ripped, she has age lines you can see in closeups, overall she looks perfectly reasonable for a woman in her 50s with professional makeup. We’re just so used to women not existing in movies unless they’re 20 or 70 that we can’t even recognize 50. 

[singwhenyoucantspeak]

Actually yes, this I very much agree with

[mjalti]

[lipslikeh0ney-deactivated202010]

always 🤷🏻‍♀️

[dosesxmimosas]

BIG MOOD: me + you + a cabin in the mountains, sitting in the hot tub, drink in hand, not a care in the world

[vladtheunfollower]

[trashboat]

great graphic, very helpful for selecting apples in regard to baking, but one amendment should be considered:

a red delicious isn’t an apple it’s a wet clump of bitter sand

[cannedviennasnausage]

red delicious is what floral foam probably tastes like if it were edible

[bismal]

[baebly]

this cow is prettier than me

[fuzzycricket]

Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.

[buddhabrot]

me

[losing-every-extra-pound]

what a babe. 

[squats-y-tortillas-deactivated2]

Who is she