Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going
Me: oh okay sheâs lipsynching her song
Me: Is that-
Me:
I LITERALLY had the experience of seeing Tony Hawk and going âa manâ and then he picked up a skateboard and I was like âTONY HAWK???â
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Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going
Me: oh okay sheâs lipsynching her song
Me: Is that-
Me:
I LITERALLY had the experience of seeing Tony Hawk and going âa manâ and then he picked up a skateboard and I was like âTONY HAWK???â
Perfect representation for Teen Wolf
Pov: soulmates are connected by music and hears when the other sings
Soulmate: [at 2 am] "DOES SHE EVER SHUT UP"
"seriously. Hamilton? AGAIN?!"
"STOP SINGING TO YOUR CAT ABOUT HOW CUTE SHE IS! SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOU"
"WHY DO YOU EVEN SING ABOUT MAKING SPAGHETTI"
"What's beetlejuice? Who would even THINK about making juice from beetles"
[Chokes on water] "WET ASS WHAT-"
Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?
Peteâs vocals at the beginning are magical.Â
the harmonies oh m gy g od
THIS IS AMAZING
oh my godâŚ
Iâve ascendedÂ
I feel personally attacked
"InTeReSTinG" = scared shitless
I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER
âIt was not my intent to clean a shelf that was not going to be refilled. Thatâs not who I am.â But thatâs exactly who he is. He regrets it now because of the repercussions but this man really was trying to capitalize on peopleâs health concerns. He really tried to, and did, make it harder for people to get essential hygiene products during a national emergency. This man put people in danger to make a quick buck. This was evil. They really shouldnât have brought his wife and kids into it but him? Fuck him.
i gotta write a trope break where the dadâs favorite daughter gets a bf and instead of being suspicious the dad is like âYES. FINALLY. I HAVE A SON TO GO FISHING WITHâ âdad i go fishing with you every weekâ âi know and iâll always enjoy fishing with you more but I WANNA MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME. COME ON SON LET US FISHâÂ
instead of cringing the daughterâs like âiâm sorry if you feel weirded out by my dad but i love him the way he is and u just gotta man up and deal with my awesome cringy dadâ
boyfriend, who doesnât have a good dad: i know this and i love him
bf: are you going to tell me to not break your daughterâs heart or youâll break my legs or something?Â
dad: no i know you wouldnât do it on purpose and itâs stupid to get mad at someone for an accident. also, i trust my daughterâs taste in men and understand that heartbreak is a natural part of relationships. you will both hurt each other, but whatâs important is being mature, forgiving, and loving through it. now, do you want a hamburger or a hotdog?
bf, crying a little: both, please mr. dad
instead of groaning at the dad jokes everyone is DELIGHTED and the dad stands as the pinnacle of humor, as dad jokes deserve to.Â
a good post i came across on r/asklgbt
This is so wholesome
Pisces: I am the shyest attention whore ever
Pisces: It's like, I want attention!! If you're not busy... And you want to... It's okay if you don't want to...
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