KittKat

•30s•kinda shy,kinda crazy🙃but lovable all the same

[ladythatsmyskull]

[nitpickspot]

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

[dat-physics-gal]

oops my hand slipped

[casarole76]

[1985bitch]

[porterdavis]

[theweirdartust]

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST! FEEL FREE TO REBLOG

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mallevsmaleficarum]

DICK CHENEY DIED THE DAY NYC ELECTED ITS FIRST MUSLIM MAYOR

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

[atomic-waste-of-time]

tumblr seems to be the only place these two are respected

[llamaal]

We save the good ones for last, so they can savor their experiance.

[the-haiku-bot]

We save the good ones

for last, so they can savor

their experiance.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gawkinggeek-deactivated20250920]

12:01 a.m. on november 1st

[ruinedchildhood]

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[hissingvirgil]

Reblog today only to avoid OP cursing you out for a stick of unsalted butter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[rejectingrepublicans]

[porterdavis]

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[progressivepower]

🔥

[the-original-falcon]

Hire a criminal to do a job requiring integrity, and this is what you get.

[headspace-hotel]

This sounds like a fucking shitpost, but trump completely destroyed the east wing of the White House

[happybean17]

Oh my fucking God. They completely demolished the entire east wing. The whole thing is rubble now. Trump just tore down half of the White House.

(picture from the article linked above)

This was supposedly done in preparation for construction of his self involved ballroom project, but he had claimed before that no changes would be made to the existing building structure. And now half of this unbelievably historic building is gone.

[headspace-hotel]

i'm reblogging these pictures because...yeah, in the most literal way possible, one-third of the White House, the USA's most famous, iconic and symbolic historic building, was just completely fucking obliterated

[headspace-hotel]

oh my god yall the building itself is not the point

the original post wasn't even making a political statement aside from "wow this is the most absurd and unbelievable thing possible"

but the reason hes doing this is to build a giant ballroom that is being funded by private donations from corporations including Google, Meta, and BlackRock plus multiple tobacco companies, weapons and surveillance companies, and 4 different cryptocurrency investors

its wild