Astrology From My Instagram

Aquarius • 18 • bisexual

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The signs as mtbi personality types

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Aries- ENTJ/ESTJ

Taurus- ISFP/ISFJ

Gemini- ESTP

Cancer- INFP

Leo- ESFP

Virgo- INTJ

Libra- ESFJ

Scorpio- ENTP/INTP

Sag- ENFJ

Cap- ISTJ/ISTP

Aqua- ENFP

Pisces- INFJ

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The signs as mtbi personality types

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The signs as companies to boycott

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Aries- Bank of America

Taurus- Palm oil

Gemini- Gap

Cancer- Nestle

Leo- Zara

Virgo- BP

Libra- AT&T

Scorpio- NRA

Sag- Sinclair Broadcast Group

Cap- Walmart

Aqua- Amazon

Pisces- The Salvation Army

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The signs as companies to boycott

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Your Top Songs 2018, a playlist by Spotify

The songs you loved most this year, all wrapped up.

Here’s my whole Top Songs 2018 list if anyone wants to cyberbully me about it <3

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The signs as embarrassing songs from my Top Songs 2018 playlist

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Aries- Freedom 90’ ~ George Michael

Taurus- Africa ~ Toto

Cancer- DONTTRUSTME ~ 3OH!3

Gemini- Peach Scone ~ Hobo Johnson

Leo- M.I.L.F. $ ~ Fergie

Virgo- Single Ladies ~ Beyoncé

Scorpio- AC-CENT-TCHU-ATE the Postive ~ The Jive Aces

Sagittarius- Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe ~ Kendrick Lamar

Capricorn- The Kids From Yesterday ~ My Chemical Romance

Aqua- Year 3000 ~ Jonas Brothers

Pisces- Tainted Love

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The signs as embarrassing songs from my Top Songs 2018 playlist

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The signs as things I couldn’t live without

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Aries- dogs

Taurus- bread and orange juice

Gemini- approval from my peers

Cancer- hugs and warm things and sleep

Leo- my undying ego & desire to improve

Virgo- nngh collej

Libra- women

Scorpio- my terrible music taste

Sag- all my daily email updates about current events

Cap- cynicism

Aqua- internet

Pisces- meaningless** tasks to throw myself into

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The signs as things I couldn’t live without

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The signs as dumb tattoos that I want

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Aries- queen chess piece

Taurus- bumblebee

Gemini- when the day met the night

Cancer- Picasso’s bouquet of peace

Leo- To Boldly Go

Virgo- Michelangelo’s creation of Adam hands but with girls

Libra- sunflower

Scorpio- my last name when I get a real last name

Sag- dinosaur silhouette

Cap- ampersand

Aqua- this one Keith Haring piece

Pisces- watercolor solar system

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The signs as dumb tattoos that I want

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Aries- my bestest buddy and overall best person on earth

Taurus- always the friendliest and most generous

Gemini- the sweetest cutest prettiest

Cancer- a dick but on accident

Leo- I would defo die for any Leo

Virgo- my wife, ethereal beauty on all levels

Libra- assholes but I always love them

Scorpio- smart and good and witty and ily

Sag- Emily so god tier

Cap- nerd that I love with my whole heart

Aqua- I love her (it’s me)

Pisces- cute nerds or my mom

✨Every one of these is based on a person or people I know from each sign and these don’t inherently reflect on the signs dw guys ily all

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The signs as I know them

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The signs as South American animals

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Aries- Jaguar

Taurus- Capybara

Gemini- Giant Anteater

Cancer- Armadillo

Leo- Macaw

Virgo- Coati

Libra- Llama

Scorpio- Spider Monkey

Sagittarius- Red Eyed Tree Frog

Capricorn- Spectacled Bear

Aquarius- Toucan

Pisces- Scarlet Ibis

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The signs as South American animals

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I’m a Zodiac account now.

The sign stereotypes

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Aries- Angry

Taurus- loves food, down to earth

Gemini- two faced, fake

Cancer- cry baby, soft

Leo- prideful, ego, proud

Virgo- perfectionist

Libra- soft core Leo

Scorpio- always horny, wants to fight

Sagittarius- no idea not important

Cap- hardworking closed off

Aqua- quirky weirdo

Pisces- dreamy crybaby

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I’m a Zodiac account now.

The sign stereotypes