Ouch! Oof! The pain!

He/Him/they/them idk dudes

[1felldownthestairs]

About me - this is long overdue

I'm a bisexual potato in a human body suit , gender whatever I feel like (usually male), I am completely obsessed with greek mythology which led me to PJO, HOO, Epic the musical, which then led me to DEH the musical , BMC, VLD, Hamilton, Six, Heathers, Mistborn (only the first era thooo I WILL GET THERE I SWEAR) and I am obsessed with gravity falls even though I joined the fandom like, 10 years too late or something and I like the ready player one book and dislike the movie nearly as much as I dislike the PJO movies. I like drawing, reading, writing stories and badminton.

So - yeah. That's me. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[ieatmacbooks]

Racism isn't funny Homophobia isn't funny Transphobia isn't funny Bigotry isn't funny

Your jokes aren't funny

[when-l1fe-gives-you-lem0ns]

Your pfp keeps getting haircuts

are you also bald??

unfortunately or fortunately not, no

however I did give myself a trim today and gave myself more layers :D

[ieatmacbooks]

*whispers* you should go bald

WHO SAID THAT

must have been the wind

[when-l1fe-gives-you-lem0ns]

i don't believe in the wind. now who said that? gotta eat their hair now...

[ieatmacbooks]

Well it umm was @moonlitvomit not me.... hehe............WhaAAAAaaaattt....

[moonlitvomit]

OH me? er...i said "you should go get bald" 👀...... actually,scratch that it was @1felldownthestairs not me 🤷‍♀️

[ieatmacbooks]

I can't believe they would do sm like that *sarcastic scoff*

[moonlitvomit]

@1felldownthestairs SHAME!

[ieatmacbooks]

SHUN THE FEMBOY

[when-l1fe-gives-you-lem0ns]

DO NOT BLAME THE FEMBOY

[ieatmacbooks]

But he's a bum

[1felldownthestairs]

WOOOOOWWWWWW thanks Bob

:P

[1felldownthestairs]

Names?

Jimothy William the first of the seventeen ostriches

Joseph chicken Mary Ovalface the sixteenth

Bob

In case it wasn't clear I have no idea what you mean

[1felldownthestairs]

Did you know that back in 1669 people fusion danced turtles

I can't tell if your being serious or joking.

I'm going to assume you're joking

[empressazrael]

you know your best friends when they can constantly tell you “stop eating paper“

[ieatmacbooks]

@1felldownthestairs

[1felldownthestairs]

it's more than just paper

[anas-fromgaza]

The war is not over !!!!!

Gaza is still bleeding !!!!

Donation link for a family from Gaza

People keep saying there’s a ceasefire but every single day we wake up to another explosion, another family destroyed, another name added to the list of martyrs. I’m writing this because the world thinks Gaza is “calm” now.

It’s not. The bombs didn’t stop. The drones didn’t stop. The funerals didn’t stop.

During this so-called ceasefire, dozens of people were killed. Homes were burned. Children were pulled from under the rubble. You’ll see the photos I’m adding below - all taken during the “pause”. This is what our reality looks like.

My own family is suffering too. We lost relatives. We lost our home.

312 Palestinians have been killed, entire families wiped out during a time that was supposed to bring safety.!

Here is the donation link for my family’s emergency fund:

https://chuffed.org/project/145440-help-anass-family-survive-and-rebuild-after-gaza-war

Stand with Anas family , Help them survive Gaza’s crisis🙏💔

Campaign Update 

If you can’t donate, please reblog, share, tag people.

Your support is literally life saving for us.

Thank you for not looking away.

Thank you for keeping Gaza alive in your heart.

Our account :

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[1felldownthestairs]

My nan and pa bought me and my brother gingerbread house making things for Christmas and one of the first things my brother says is "I'm gonna go to the shopping center and buy a whole bunch of gingerbread men, rip their limbs off and add red icing before putting them back on so when I put them in their little house and then abduct them, their deaths can be more real and they'll bleed." And all my Dad had to say on the subject was "Putting the limbs back on doesn't make it any less psychotic".

[1felldownthestairs]

I was doing homework (for the first time in fooorreeeevvver) and muttering to myself every now and then, as you do when I got off topic and started scrolling on Pinterest when I got an idea for my project so then I switch tabs back to the canvas page and mutter very loudly "SNAKE" and my Mum sitting next to me goes "WHAT?!? WHERE?!?" and I tell her "no for my CAT" and she says "you have a cat?"

[ieatmacbooks]

I cannot pronouns words anymore its embarrassing

Me tryna say Karen : kOHrOHn

Me tryna say embarrassing: emBRUHrising

Me tryna say plate: plit

The word scone: scURRRRn

Klance: KlAHnce -that might js me being British despite the fact I am not British-

there was more, I can't remember them but there is more and they are concerning

I SWEAR ENGLISH WAS MY FIRST LANGUAGE

[1felldownthestairs]

PRONOUNS

[1felldownthestairs]

WHO

IS

IT

YOUR MUM

[jeff-offical]

What if I am five gay rats? What then?

[ieatmacbooks]

@roseenby is gay rat number one, @1felldownthestairs is gay rat number 2, @holyshit-am-i-okay is gay rat number 3, @funky-dyspraxic is gay rat number 4 and @moonlitvomit is gay rat number 5

[1felldownthestairs]

why aren't you a gay rat

[hourlycatphotos]

[ieatmacbooks]

@1felldownthestairs theres a tortol

[1felldownthestairs]

TORTOL

[1felldownthestairs]

Hey man

whats up

no

[1felldownthestairs]

What if I sent all of our friend group a link to the fanfic u wrote

NO

[1felldownthestairs]

Go 2 sleep so I can un block u

noooooooooooo

[1felldownthestairs]

it's 1.44am and my eyelids are pulsating - is that a bad thing?