Macbooks are crunchy

I am uncle bob and I deal drugs....."want some weed " also GAY DUCKS

[ieatmacbooks]

INTRO THINGY THAT I FORGOT TO DO

so apparently I was meant 2 do a intro thingy when I joined but I forgot bcuz im a genie ass

SOOO COWARDS AND MF'SSSS LET ME INTODUCE MYSELF:

My name is none of ur business but u may refer 2 me as uncle Bob. I sell drugs and run the black market and no I am not deluded.

I am a minor I'm also pansexual and my pronouns she/they. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE dinosaurs and my fav is a psittacasuarus, my sketchbook is littered w pan psittacasuarus and I could Yap abt them 4 fucking DAYYYS.

My main fandom is heartstopper the new volume 6 updates r killing me but that's not important. We love Darcy btw theyre my spirit animal. my other fandoms r nimona, hoo, pjo, marvel, epic, Hamilton, an array of random musicals, owl house, Disney, big bang, young Sheldon, Carmen sandiego, bluey AND THE MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALLLLL........... JURRASIC PARK AND WORLDDDDD - cue speakers and blare horns -

i also love consuming inedible things like graphite, soap, paper, elastic bands, plastic and more.

also what is sleep??

[depsidase]

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[boyslit]

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GIVE THEM YOUR REAL ID!!!!!!

[revenantghost]

[liliththeanarchist]

better a faggot tranny than a fascist tyranny

[breakfastburritoe]

“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

it’s lgbt not legbet

[chibi-oneiros]

Bobbie how dare you hide this gem in the tags!

[unyieldingsilence]

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[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish. 

I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond. 

Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.

[yellow-hatco]

Reblogged again for this drawing I made for it

[221b-hound]

Give us room to grow and see how we flourish.

[ieatmacbooks]

Patrick Mahomes more like Patricks in ma home

[keijakku]

this wasn't supposed to be very serious ......

[dailybunnydoll]

In these promotional images, they looked peaceful and happy together. I wish we could have seen something like this in the series too 🥹

[ieatmacbooks]

Bro I saw someone say that pansexuality wasn't real and to that I say, have you never looked at a pan and found it attractive before?

[fluffymintthecat]

Based on a real conversation I had before it clicked in my head 🏳️‍⚧️

[thememedaddy]

[ieatmacbooks]

Lil bro js wants to be a human

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[songue85]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

[nosferatusnoopy]

everyone reblog this!!

[chorusys]

the sweetest girls in all of existence are made to think they're horrifying monsters, it's so fucked.