[amateur]

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

[buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2]

april fools im dead inside

[shitpostpriest]

to the tune of macarena: Nelson Mandela

[crocophile-deactivated20190326]

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

[carmelert]

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[yuushino]

a family can be you and your 300 chrome tabs

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[memorijal]

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

[nymfor]

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

[ashestoashesjc]

Drumpf, if nothing else, has a remarkable skill for surrounding himself in a cortege of the most punchable faces genetics could ever conceive

[rosewater1997]

i know its unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like…its safe bitch

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

[hisnamewasbeanni]

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[erarg]

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage