pǎobë̀ng cké kāin bë́gú! @1the-daycare-system1 - Tumblr Blog

welcome to the daycare system!

active headmates

noelle (🩷): host, age regressor; she/her; same age as body; trans woman, human-ish

abigail (🎃): cohost (??), fictive of abigail from stardew valley; she/her, mid twenties-ish; cis woman, human

noe (森): fictive of the farmer from our stardew valley playthrough, wife of abigail; she/her, nonverbal (kind of); early to mid twenties-ish; trans woman, human

boku (🧊); protector; he/him; same age as body; cis boy (fem presenting), human

camila/rin (💔): she/her; unknown age; woman (?), angel; very sex repulsed!!!! do not mention sexual things around her

emerald (👩‍👧‍👧): caretaker; she/her; mid to late thirties; trans woman, human

celine (🧸): little; they/it; 7-ish; trans girl, plastic doll

aya (🦈): little; she/her, speaks in third person; 8-ish; girl, part human part shark

lisa (📚): fictive of lisa from genshin impact; she/her; probably 30s-ish; cis woman, human

cathy (🐱): she/it; same age as body (?); trans girl, catgirl

priestess (♾️) ??????; she/her (??); unknown age; demigirl, titan from deltarune (???????) we really don't know what's going on with her she's an odd one.

#plural system #endo safe

kayosdoggo

Why is she so cute. Girl, don't look at me like that, you are ruining my teeth.

#hehe i knew this show would be doing numbers on here

kaiwaa-lnwza

Going back to my root

opt1gan

The poor children

stardella

Cat n mouse doodles (but make it SISTERS)

#🩷

stardella

Blooky’s wacky family drama

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gorryb

The flower man, trapped in Asylum.

1the-daycare-system1

🎶flower man, flower man

with his ass on the chair🎶

#🩷

stormsbourne

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

tibli

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

marlinspirkhall

I've got to find myself more macrophage

acesexualspock

Now Hiring: macrophages

daughter-of-sapph0

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

curiositysavesthecat

ONLY TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE PHONES

Do you agree with this: “an average person today is closer to their phone (including social media and everything a phone can do) than they’re close to another human being that is the person they’re closest to — therefore an average person today is closer to their phone than they’re close to their spouse, kids, parents, best friends, etc — whether or not it’s on purpose”?

Yes, I agree with this

No, I do not agree with this

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

Edit, additional comment from the submitter: they don’t mean close as in physically close. They mean close as in “someone is spending time with their family, but all they do is look at their phone” or something along this line.

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#i am but that is because the people i am the closest to are ones i only have contact to through my phone #and i don‘t think im a very good example for the average person in the vast majority of contexts #🩷

howmanyholesinswisscheese

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

howmanyholesinswisscheese

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

howmanyholesinswisscheese

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

naamahdarling

If we had more, maybe it would be easier to get the shitty ones fucking replaced. The board isn't going to do much to the only endocrinologist in the state who takes Medicaid, you know? But if there were more than, idk, maybe 5? Maybe then?

landunderthewave

More importantly if you needed less money and less physical stamina to become a doctor, people with less money and less physical stamina could become doctors, which would increase diversity and improve patient care.

chicknwire

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

touch-starved-lurker

youtube definitely steals location data cuz why am i getting one million times more political ads and religious ads now when im on vacay >:(

#HISSSSS!!!!! get away from my friend!!!!!!!!!#🩷

pangur-and-grim

I've mentioned this story on here before, but I still feel really bad about it. so in my writing class, this older woman was talking to me about a book she read. specifically about how disturbing she found a scene near the end, where a dragon/demon/thing has evil nasty sex with a lady. and I was like "that's disgusting, please tell me the title so that I can avoid it!"

and then a few classes later, someone asked me what I was reading. without thinking, I said "oh, it's [book title]" and FROM ACROSS THE ROOM the older woman twisted around to give me the surprised pikachu face. I felt so guilty.

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