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WHERE ARE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS KAREN

[arataka-reigen]

The final episode of haunted hotel really came out of nowhere to absolutely destroy me

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[nyxtickled]

[1ts-a-p1zza-p13]

Recently I’ve just started reading the book version of Jurassic park and I can’t get over this scene:

Mr.Hammond: “You must come to my island Dr.Grant! I really need your input and bring Dr.Sattler with you! I desperately need both of your input, like yesterday!”

Dr.Grant: “I don’t think I can cause we just uncovered a new skeleton and just got this new X-ray of A LIVING PROCOMPSOGNSTHID!”

Mr.Hammond:

[dandelionsketch-moved]

osmp designs 4 tommy & phil i initially made before they suddenly decided tommy was a baby elytrian or smth...... im not even sure thats supposed to be canon but i tried to run with it anyways so baby wings tommy

[jasperwhitcock]

twilight x icarly

au where spencer is a feared vampire hunter & the volturi’s biggest threat

[lady-vermin]

au where spencer has a reputation as the greatest vampire hunter who ever lived but every single one he killed was by accident through electrical fires and he has no clue vampires even exist but the volturi keeps sending assassins that die in fire after fire

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

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or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

By the lamp

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Or on a cloth

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

There’s nothing sweeter

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

than a Moth!

[flappy-derkins]

In the grass

[flappy-derkins]

By the lake

[flappy-derkins]

There is nothing sneakier

[flappy-derkins]

Than a snake 🐍

[mango-dolphin]

when you

[mango-dolphin]

hrngh

[mango-dolphin]

you

[mango-dolphin]

BEE

[sarcasticmudkip]

[onenicebugperday]

whats your favorite bee :o) just outta curiosity

BLUE BEE BLUE BEE

Cerulean carpenter bee, Xylocopa caerulea, photos by gancw1

[theangelswans]

[miacutie]

reki is gabriella and langa is troy bolton, you can’t change my mind 

[fuzzhugs]

So, I finished watching Beastars

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

You’re cool

[unclefather]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

3:55am

[beastmac]

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

[itsanidiom]

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

[dal-selfships]

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

[equalitymeanseveryonethesame-de]

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night

[a-2-a]

Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending

[aliiiiiiice]

oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

oh to be a monk getting STUPID shitfaced off of monestary wine after transcribing the bible for the 547th time (despite being illiterate)

[butchflirt]

Oh to be Vlad the Impaler

[1ts-a-p1zza-p13]

THIS IS YOUR MORNING ANNOUNCEMENT!!! AZIRAPHALE LOVES CROWLEY

I just had this thought that what if the Co. on A.Z Fell & Co. stood for Crowley?!?? Like what if Aziraphale legit named his book store Aziraphale & Crowley?!?! ....legit half way through this post I just realized that Co and Crow sound the same so any of y’all say it isn’t valid can kiss the ground that my fish walks on.

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[downeydreamland]

[somethingjustsouthofbrilliance]

He looks like a knight leaning on a sword?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Well, he is a Stark

[1ts-a-p1zza-p13]

The true king of Marvel

[madmadamemimble]