Too gay to function

Lesbian, 42, she/her, NE England, wife(!!!!!!!!!) of @awesomeheatherd, mostly stupid jokes and memes, with some Critical Role, D20 and brain farts thrown in for good measure

[justcallmedom31]

[segamascott]

[were--ralph]

I couldn't get this out of my head (unmute)

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 1 day 3 minutes

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[luniary]

fruit emoji

[officialboredom]

[byjove]

suspicious…

[byjove]

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

[byjove]

edibility is FAFO

[aesthetics-over-ethics]

Mmm yummyyyy (taking poison damage)

[byjove]

edibility is “delicious but maybe not worth it”

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

[foxes-in-love]

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Buddy is like how the fuck did you get a picture of me

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[oneheadtoanother]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[socialistexan]