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⋆˚꩜｡The Girl ｡꩜˚⋆ ٠࣪⭑ I love Susie bro she's such a good character ٠࣪⭑

hi we are the main deltarune cast and we all have a crush on susie deltarune

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

just-spacetrash

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

fvckw4d

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

swagvo1d

unseelie

i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

iam0to3yearsold

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

unseelie

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

originofwest

i still haven’t played great god grove yet 🥹

kyoukorpse

my fuckin goat 🔥🔥🔥

kaniines

Art for my friend viljavi in Bluesky :3

kristina100000

feeding my he/hims until they are all buff

pinene

feeder shit? on MY dashboard?

kristina100000

okay so you want them to malnourish and die…

drifblimhellhole

Hai burgie capochin

bedupolker

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.