[creamycumshot-deactivated201606]

me: *doesn’t truly understand what i did wrong but i want her to stop yelling at me* i’m sorry

girl: sorry for what

me: 

[bombing]

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

[lesbianvenom]

idk about you but i frequently give all my friends who are girls shirts that say “you’re on my to do list” and it’s totally not gay bc we are gal pals

[gaymoron-deactivated20200604]

harold…

[leil00]

secret’s out: victoria is a lesbian

[57circlesofhell-deactivated2016]

the “gal pals” part of this post is funny b/c they literally used bae in the ad, like they weren’t going for subtle they’re telling you this is gay

[teacupchimera]

#also ‘good days start with the bae’ and the ‘you’re on my to-do list’ combination… #they literally woke up together … wearing only those shirts #like there’s not even a heterosexual interpretation here this has ZERO STRAIGHT SUBTEXT IT IS 100% GAY #grade A pasteurized homo (via @thecuckoohaslanded)

[mitski-miyawakis]

Don’t forget that one’s a brunette and the other’s a blonde.

[mitski-miyawakis]

Also they shouldn’t stand so close to the window; they could get shot by a random sniper

[thewintersouljaboy]

my school’s free and for sale group is wild

[traicionerra-blog]

[2198754-blog]

whenever i think about working on warped tour last summer all i can think about is that i watched the guitarist in silverstein have an actual temper tantrum because he couldn’t have more than one cookie from catering

he tried to take two and i was like “hey man sorry its one per person i’ll get in trouble if i give out extra” and he got visibly angry and stormed off

he is a grown man. amazing.

[chrispineofficial]

it’s completely ridiculous to me that any time i want to have a conversation with a man about misogyny or sexism i literally have to hold their little hands and tell them specifically when i say “men” i’m not actually referring to them personally which is ironic because just having to do that basically means i am referring personally to them and it’s honestly so exhausting i am exhausted

[equalkiritsugu]

 So how about you stop generalizing? 

[chrispineofficial]

this is literally what i’m talking about i am exhausted

[godspeedtoyou]

did i talk shit? absolutely.

[mujaya]

[jajajaja61792917-deactivated201]

[captainedbypalliddata]

Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money

[man-in-space-deactivated2023101]

While we’re on the topic of art forgery, what about a poor family that saves every dollar to make an art investment only to find out later that it’s worthless? That’s not someone “obscenely rich” losing out.

[yiffmaster]

sorry johnny there’s no dinner tonight, we need to save all the money we can to get that Rothko at Sotheby’s next week

[micdotcom]

This is what it’s like to have dyslexia. Web developer Victor Widell is hoping to shine a light on the learning disorder with this creative coding simulation.

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

I wanna scream cus I can read this

[transkafka-deactivated20150624]

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

who is ronald regean

[cloudsnothing]

bofa deez nuts

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

They got no names!!!!!!!!

[kosherqueer]

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

[2198754-blog]

yikes

[unsanitarys-remade-deactivated2]