I Dare You

cookie eater

[kristina100000]

no one:

people born in the 90s: i have to play the sims or i will actually die

[curls-and-courage]

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

[barbex]

This is poetry.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aquadementia]

Yesterday was my birthday. My nephew picked out the party theme. He calls me princess. He also got me a my little pony doll.

[hachedesilencioantiguo]

[fallingwinchester-archive-deact]

so i’m on the wikipedia page for Supernatural, and i was looking at the ‘recurring themes’ section, and I found this…

[sherlock-gif]

[ribbu]

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

[beyonceremix-deactivated2020050]

remember when I watched tv shows for fun and not because I was emotionally dependent with the fate of the characters

[nat-20s]

Honestly I really wish instead of losing all her memories post season 4 Donna had been like temporarily displaced or some other handwavey scifi bullshit so that she could've been a River Song or Master type character where she just shows up sometimes and The Doctor is like DONNA MY BEST FRIEND DONNA and their current companion(s) is like "Whomst??? The fuck????" while Donna is just like "ey oh what's POPPIN"

[greytune]

#god this #can you imagine catherine tate #just showing up in a fucking nebula #doctor's all like DONNA SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! #HOW'S IT GOING #same old same old seeing the wonders of the universe through involuntary and unpredictable time-space travel #you? #oh you know seeing the wonders of the universe through voluntary but still unpredictable time-space travel #new companion's like *what are you* #Donna: I'm a temp

[bettedavisgf]

it’s all about reverting to your embarrassing hobbies from 2009 when you realize you were actually right the whole time

[its--ok--to--shine]

This is the funniesf fandom by far

[dingusandsmartypants]

This sounds like something Richie would say

[marvelousmerriment]

x

Bonus:

[theofficialariel]

CRYING

[britishpike]

[britishpike]

white cops be like

[221b-aker-lock]

Person: What do you look for in a partner?

Me: Basic human decency and an unshakable love for Lord of the Rings.

[waddingham]

me: where is everybody me: (looks at clock) me: ah the Sleeping hours

[deactivated-86634592222-deactiv]

what do you call a flirty greek philosopher?

[deactivated-86634592222-deactiv]

a socratease

[eeeeeeeeeerenjaegar-blog-blog]

get the fuck out of my face