greytune, the grey

@greytune

Hi, hello, everyone. My name's Greytune. I've been on this site for too long. Please save me. I am a Swede and I perhaps like to talk about it a tad too much. This is an otter appreciation blog always. “feel free to send me an ask/submit any time even if it’s anon hate because i’m very nice and gentle and nothing befuddles me” - generalfrings's interpretation of my stance on being messaged

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tentacleteapot

this could be the snart of something big

rhodabotics

this could be the snort of something pig

#LMAO ok so. shit happened. not in my control. i'm leaving tomorrow instead #so THIS TIME adios. for real this time #good nights be upon ye my friends #realising this post may hit 140k overall notes while i'm gone. well at least it won't hit 150k i'll be back before then #nothing will be as funny as me missing 100k by like 20 notes bc i had to travel. immensely mecore

captain-price-returns

Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

#how big is that fucken car

phoebebyers

hangsawoman

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

toskarin

to fallout 4's immense discredit in the matter, its decision to mandatorily define all female player characters as lawyers who married a soldier puts it behind literal fallout 1 on "does the female character feel like you're the punchline to a joke"

toskarin

to elaborate on that a bit, it's actually toothgrittingly misogynistic that they contrived a scenario where there are two player characters and one of them was clearly conceptualised as The Wife of the Male Player Character, while the other was made as a character first. it's remarkable they managed to do that in a game with a character creator and no mechanical distinction between genders

#fallout #what a weird fucking game fallout 4 was. who made these creative choices

human-pet-they

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

anchovy

I really like it when horses look like this

filmnoirsbian

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

filmnoirsbian

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

filmnoirsbian

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

this-is-a-name-dont-worry

gshsjb

dubiousdisco

Via David Ellis

#hello sweet otters i get one more day of you it seems #2 #3 #4 #5 #otters

lmao okay well ignore that. i guess im stuck here for one more day

#tomorrow tho i'll be gone. gods willing

tentacleteapot

this could be the snart of something big

rhodabotics

this could be the snort of something pig

#i'm about to be out of town for tenish days so probably not online to reblog the pig post. this is my adios see you week 30

wiseguynephile

flashback to when I got a little too gnc in my new profile pic, and my mom caught on that I had The Gender (which she was super supportive about, tbc), but didn't want to ask about it outright. so she started making up never-before-seen euphemisms

dragon-in-a-fez

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

dragon-in-a-fez

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances