The Police don't consult Amateurs.

Doctor Who | Sherlock | Harry Potter | Avengers | Supernatural | Percy Jackson | Perks of Being a Wallflower | Reading | Buying books | David Tennant | Tom Hiddleston | Benedict Cumberbatch |that's all. :D

[beachdeath]

THIS is what is at stake if twitter kills vine

[argumate]

the loop quality on this vine is good enough to excuse its author one (1) murder and still get into heaven

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

If you want to see more of this, they have a YouTube channel. AcousticTrench

[pr1nceshawn]

Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.

[woodelf68]

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

[sharpayevons-deactivated2015030]

“At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

afsafajsnbfahs delete this

[kwen-b]

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

the pink nose kills me

[crazyaboutcinema]

[arewehavingpunyet]

[woahzone]

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts

[k-not-okay]

I nearly spat out my tea

[hypehope]

[susielesbian]

guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance

disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien

guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?

disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife

[violetindigoqueen]

Here for the commentary

[ms-paint-idol-hell-remade]

Don’t ask me to draw anymore of these hoes dabbing because this exists and I don’t want to contribute to this madness

[symphonyalpha]

This has gone too far

[riikaisen]

Bullshit. Goofy did the dab first back in 2000.

Eat your damn idol heart out.

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

ｄａｂ　ｈｉｓｔｏｒｉａｎ　ｄｉｓｃｏｕｒｓｅ

[unclefather]

me: *says lmao*

me: *ass is still attached* 

[fredersen]

all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

[swagintherain]

[nieyao]

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

[vault11overseer]

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

[nieyao]

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

[ifimogen]

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice