any geeks or gamers in the crowd?

hi im bi and ancient, i like cryptids and am also annoying as hell - let's boogie

[zoesupreme]

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[jame7t]

welcome to my weird little place

[cryptotheism]

My warpick

[jame7t]

stop adding your warpick to all my posts

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[theweirdwideweb]

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

[battletoads]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[soymoss]

starling

[despazito]

When the riff comes back slower and nastier

[warerayumemitaasugakuruyo]

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[tailsos-official]

Buy her a bottom surgery and then fuck her in it 👍

[tailsos-official]

No, the pure of heart will see my wisdom

[rat-king-they-them]

[rat-detector-24-official]

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

[mutipede]

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

[theocseason4]

[theocseason4]

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

[jinxproof]

Sofia Coppola & Kirsten Dunst between takes while filming Marie Antoinette.

© Brigitte Lacombe (2005)

[the-big-mood]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]