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[23meteorstreet]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[kalatannya]

"Age in bio or i'll kill you"

You better pay close attention to the first one, and read it very carefully. I will quiz you on it later.

[kalatannya]

So much good tags

[noah-wyles]

it's pride month

everyone get more understanding of the asexual spectrum right nOW

[charmac]

Deleted scene from Mac and Charlie Die in which Frank also tries to get a new roommate...

[takemetoparisbaby]

you're pretty weird for a girl who tried to be normal her whole life

[moffeen]

She could do it if she wanted to

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[the-turts]

There was a whole ass Star Wars movie that premiered last Friday and it got overtaken by a million dollar horror film on the following Wednesday, nature is healing.

[morthern]

i learned it was happy birthday to the grumpy bean.

@hawkseyebrow requested i colour this one for their Patreon monthly (nosebleed edition) c::

[pocketcaaandy]

I'm really sad RCG cut the "should Dolph Lundgren fuck?" argument because it's essentially a closeted aspec man trying to use filmmaking to work through his sexuality vs. a closeted gay man trying to use filmmaking to be horny for Dolph Lundgren. Later a bisexual man chimes in to say that all movies in general need more dick and pussy. That all would've been a fantastic bit about queer storytelling if it had been intentional

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[drmace]

Hehehe

[sharkfiinn]

[scribeherself]

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

[t00thpasteface]

some guys in between commission work and irl work work

a couple notes:

i think the face mutation for simon is "retractable" i.e. he can bring it out/fade it away mostly on command

however i haven't decided if it comes with some sort of bonus mutated treelike/fishy replacement for the missing arm (which would also be "retractable" for lack of a better term... maybe it hurts to use and that's why he wouldn't have it out all the time?)

honestly i think my ideal form for grace's fox cardigan would be a repeating pattern of foxes on a cream bg that the cardigan shape just masks off like the patterns in chowder

yes grace's eyes do make some sort of sound effect when he blinks with the glasses off but i don't know if it's a looney tunes style "dink dink" or the spongebob style "squimp"

[emolander]

drawing is too harddd