Accidental 2454 Posts

Not a bot, I've just been too lazy to get an icon. These are posts that remind me of the Terra Ignota series by Ada Palmer.

[mihai-florescu]

Im raising an army of devoted soldiers who will take over the world and make it into a place i can love. If youre still here then you are part of it, naturally

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[meradorm-archive-deactivated202]

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[cyber-newtype]

(in the middle of a heartfelt conversation, with concerning sincerity) and dont forget that I am evil, and that my death will be announced with singing in the streets

[mrtechlab]

Learned recently the Artemis II mission is carrying a 1in. x 1in. piece of the canvas used in the Wright brother’s Flyer, oohhh man. I love technology but I also adore beyond everything the sentiment for the past we attach to advancements, because a lot of people think there’s no need to remember the time we could barely figure out plane flight while blasting off to go briefly orbit the moon.

There’s sometimes a mindset of science purely for advancement, the next big thing, which feels both distinctly human and un-human (inhuman? Uhhhh) It’s our nature to go as far as we can, build until we hit something that can actually stop us. Learn and see it all. But we’re also the people that saw shapes in the stars; we have to give it all meaning. Artemis II is only one part of a much larger plan, but by itself it’s still an incredible feat. Every step of the way has meaning to the world, and taking a single square inch of fabric to make us look back is a really nice reminder of all of it.

[thatdisasterauthor]

They have a piece of the Challenger too. We are carrying so much of our past with us on this mission.

[maxxie-or-smth]

i am an unreliable narrator both because i do not remember and also i love to lie

[mousidy]

top 9 facts about yourself you probably already knew:

#9: on March 17th, 2026 you will bear witness to the mangled corpse of God

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[aurosoulart]

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

[aurosoulart]

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

[enby-denby]

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

[liarsblade]

Love a character who is neither trustworthy nor untrustworthy but another secret third thing.

[liarsblade]

Guy who can be relied upon to make the right choice 98% of the time but God that 2% is a fucking doozy.

[kira-serialfaggot]

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

The coming biotechnology revolution will produce entirely new kinds of penises I hope. Not to say the ones we have now aren't great (I'm entertained) but the last time I was truly startled and impressed by a penis was the first time I saw a Prince Albert piercing. On a chode, too! Really impressive, really unique, well formed, etc. I asked him how he peed and I can't remember if he said he took it out or if he just kinda sat down every time. But every penis I've seen since has been like. Well they're nice but I've just not been shocked, yk? I want someone to pull down their (obviously, many women will also opt for penises, just out of boredom and interest and besides the existence of trans people means we'll be pretty good at making and removing orifices, after the biotechnology revolution there will be a long debate over which kinds of penis enhancements are masculine and which kinds are feminine, in the same way there'll be a lot of influencers yelling at men for keeping feminine beards) pants and show off something that's just straight up shocking, I want to be confused, I want to look at a dick and not entirely understand what to do with it. Like right now it's trivial yk? I want to see incomprehensible balls and shafts that seemingly defy geometrical intuition. Not knots like the furry porn kind but like Gordian. Encounters with penises should be stimulating not just sexually but also intellectually. The sensorium today is simply too limited. Onward and upward, taught to dance wrong side out, ad astra per aspirin, etc, etc.

[daisies-on-a-cup]

THEY DID IT THEY ESCAPED THE NARRATIVE!!! THERE IS A WAY OUT!!! THE STORY CAN BE ALTERED!!! YOU ARE NOT STUCK- THERE IS AN ESCAPE!!! THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL BUT YOU HAVE TO WALK TOWARDS IT!!!!

[gyrovagi]

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

[kitchling]