[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[quakielein]

The AfD is at it again

Link to tweet:

https://twitter.com/AndreasWerwolf/status/1107675944725159938?s=19

Translations:

Tweet:

The AfD is at it again with embarassing, cheap fake images. Don’t they know any shame? Are they that proud to only be able to keep obedient voters in line with lies?

AfD seems to be Germany’s biggest shame.

Facebook page:

These “children” can’t be saved anymore. Definitely stupid.

Fake signs:

Electricity and gasoline aren’t expensive enough. Save the polar berries (note: bears and berries sound similar in German. It’s delibirately wrong)

Get rid of cars, go by foot.

Actual signs:

School strike for the climate.

And the one that’s already in English.

[mono-red-menace]

in this world it’s sleeb or be sleeben

[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[gaze4u-deactivated20201021]

$50 maybe

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

[chaoticprincecloud]

Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!

[fandomsallaroundme]

who was i before star wars

[demonius-darkblade]

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

[degenerarchy]

well moose are still prey animals so

[demonius-darkblade]

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

[gerbildine]

Would you rather they be predators

[demonius-darkblade]

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[cyanoticfallacy-deactivated2018]

Therapists finding loopholes for mental illness things is one of my favorite things about dealing with mental illness because it really helps me understand that just because a reaction is Common doesn’t mean it’s Right. Does doing dishes stress you out a lot? Buy paper plates. Do your obsessive thoughts make you worry about leaving your curling iron on so you drive home from work to check? Just put the curling iron in your purse and bring it to work with you while we work on tackling where this worry comes from. Symptom management doesn’t have to look like drudgery.

[ziggyplayedd]

i used to go days without showering because seeing my body was so upsetting that i would end up spiraling and then i realized i could simply turn the lights out. it took some getting used to but i’ve been showering with the lights off for years and it’s now one of my favorite parts of my day.

do whatever you want nothing is real and there’s no need to inflict unnecessary suffering on yourself just to try to seem “normal”

[biyaself]

I love this post

[jettestblack]

Hmmm

[petrichorepoch]

These kinds of loopholes make life so. Much. Better.

[fuckyeahasexual]

One of my favorite stories is this lady had extremely bad OCD. Every day she’d be late to work because she was convinced that her hair dryer was going to burn down the house so would always have to turn around and check it. Multiple times a day even. A bunch of doctors tied to “fix” her of that fear, until one day she got a doctor that suggested she bring the hair dryer with her. Other doctors were annoyed, saying that wasn’t a the correct way to help, but she gave it a go. When she had that fear, she’d look over and see the hair dryer unplugged in the seat next to her and was able to carry on. I think it’s such a perfect example of actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard.

[eclecticpersonswondersland]

That story helped me stop repeatedly checking if my front door was locked. Instead of checking that the door was locked over and over I would check my security system app. If it’s on it will alert me if the front door opens.

[daughter-of-rowan]

“…actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard” should be added to the Hippocratic Oath.

[minus-the-negative]

Started reading about the door and I thought they were gonna say they took the door with them

[mainflopgirl]

instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

[ittybittytatertot]

SHAME MEN INTO WASHING THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM! I DONT CARE IF YOU “”DIDNT TOUCH IT”” WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

[bonjour700]

[icameas-roman]

tha fuck? This squirrel water bending!

[emeraldcharos-blog]

[silverhawk]

they have a ratatouille tsum tsum……

[clericalpaws]

HIS NAME IS REMY

[m-eowdy]

actually it’s ratatouille’s monster

[narcoslug]

dead bug on my balcony this morning

sad :(

[narcoslug]

I’m planning to organize a funeral

You’re all invited

[lun-avi]

Can i write a eulogy

[narcoslug]

Please do

[narcoslug]

HE CAME BACK TO LIFE

[narcoslug]

What did I make this bug-size coffin for then

[lun-avi]

Oh my god nael

[narcoslug]

He’s chillin right now

He says hello and thank you for your genuine kindness towards him

[narcoslug]

Update :

BUG FRIEND IS ACTUALLY A TRAITOR

Look at this lil mothersucker

[narcoslug]

Last update :

Bug Jesus/Bug Friend is no longer a friend. Actually this is with deep sorrow that I announce you he might be dead for real now. Learning he was a lil blood sucker, my mom threw him out the window. He didn’t even have a propre burial.

At least the little paper coffin I made will always remind me of his determination to stay alive

Please now pay your respects

[lun-avi]

Press F to pay respects

[narcoslug]

WE KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN

[lun-avi]

Oh jesus fuck nael this is a goddamn soap opera

[narcoslug]

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO FAST I’M IN TEARS AND MY MOM IS ROARING WITH LAUGHTER SAYING IT’S ALL MY FAULT

[one-in-lemillion]

Remember when Tumblr just invented a Greek god

[one-in-lemillion]

Oh @hyena-bro my sweet summer child, allow me to tell you the story of Mesperyian, the goddess who never was and never will be.

So it all started with this tumblr post, right?

And obviously people mentioned the goddesses Aphrodite and Persephone, and the benefits of answering such goddesses as the most beautiful. But then Tumblr user 28weekslaterhater mentioned to answer the goddess Mesperyian (most beloved daughter of Hades) as the most beautiful. According to them, “jealous ho” Aphrodite burnt half of Mesperyian’s face off in a blind rage for being more beautiful than her.

This post began to spread to the fact-check-less masses of Tumblr, and more mythology sprouted up about this so-called “Mesperyian”, how she was the goddess of torture and punishment (even though a goddess of punishment already existed) and had to wear a cool mask because of the aforementioned face burning.

Everyone took it as gospel for years until various Tumblr users pointed out “hey if you happen to just… look up this goddess, the only thing you’ll find is this Tumblr post”. After that, it had been exposed that Mesperyian never fucking existed and that Tumblr user just completely made them up on the fly.

And that’s how Tumblr invented a Greek goddess

[ike-loves-men]

[shinosarna]

that’s religion babe!

[arctic-hands]

The real gods are the ones we made along the way

[artwhork]

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

[tallwife]

due to personal reasons i will be happy

[danisontnonfire]

How often do it be like that

[spirit-shroud]

ma’am this is an uwu free zone

[spirit-shroud]

everyone who reblogged this post with an owo or uwu is under arrest for crimes against humanity

[bdigfreakingwooper]

cwimes against huwumanity

[spirit-shroud]

i am going to break your fingers

[bdigfreakingwooper]

This mowortal vessel is owonly a shell of the howwors within.

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

I am on the floor

[rohamburger]

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