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if fresca had real sugar it would feel better but, counterintuitively, taste worse

#c(o)atposts

fluorescentbrains

this lab safety training module is sending me

fluorescentbrains

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

patrochilles-or-bust

Y'all. I just saw a hawk catch (or was flying with, idk) a squirrel. And y'all.

It has simply never occurred to me

How fucking

BIG

A hawk is.

That is the size of a small dog out there!! Smedium, fr!!! It's huge!! Like I have never!!! That's a big ass bird!! This is crazy!! I figured turkeys were large, but that's the size of a turkey!! It's just out there sitting under a tree right now! Idk what it's waiting for, it didn't even eat the squirrel, just flipped it like a burger party and ran off! Staring! Menacingly!!!

patrochilles-or-bust

HE FLEW IN THE TREE

patrochilles-or-bust

Confirmed Golden Eagle. To which my next question is, what omen am I experiencing now, as with research they are NOT common to this area and especially at this time of year. Buddy got lost past Albuquerque i see

creatingblackcharacters

He was eating a squirrel like chips. I mean just... Taking easy bites like that was not a whole creature with gristle. Chomp chomp. Birds really are dinosaurs 😭

creatingblackcharacters

Wrong blog 🤣 but this has been my journey today

patrochilles-or-bust

Prev tags I mean we only looked up a picture but, if it's a hawk it's one big MF

furryprovocateur

tpwrtrmnky

Honestly I think the only thing that's preventing Ralsei from transitioning is that nobody has mentioned "you can just be a girl if you'd prefer to" at her in the span of the five days that she's been experiencing the concept of having agency

michaelrotonal

i feel like it's kinda rude to use post-transition pronouns for someone who hasn't even realized yet that what they want is to transition

tpwrtrmnky

calamity-corner

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

calamity-corner

hold on let me look something up

what yhe hell

crowcaws

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

crowcaws

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

crowcaws

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

dogpuppy

fella-lovin-fella

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

funnyforsmile

capacity

Let’s all actually do this

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

fwunni

let’s all stop doing this now

hardgockcafe

Ok, pit time is over, time to go home

nouveau-riche-princess

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

shocklabrynth

They should do to catch a predator but the people aren't even pedophiles its just Chris Hansen interrogating people planning like regular dates with adults or like to normal social events

shocklabrynth

I'm Chris Hansen, with Dateline NBC. It looks like you weren't expecting me. It looks like you were expecting, a 28 year old woman,

autofuneral

one of those apocalyptic things that we have decided not to talk about is that straight guys do not wash their hands in the bathroom. its fucking crazy pills man.

autofuneral