Random Clutter from a Wandering Geek...

Bits from here and there, things I find funny or entertaining...

[2ifbyc]

(via Boy Named Goodell Proves Tom Brady's Deflategate Innocence at Seventh Grade Science Fair)

[monicathegirlfriend]

I am simultaneously writing two chapters for the Dark Moon. One includes a sex scene and the other a massive fist fight (among other things). I love writing but am I the only writer that finds writing either love scenes or fight scenes or both a little bit frustrating?

Also, fellow writers, advice on writing such scenes?

[2ifbyc]

Some advice for both, be conscious of the pacing, and don’t rush.  Your pacing has been fantastic so far, so keep what you’re doing, you’re doing it well. For the fight scene, is it a firefight or hand to hand? Hand to hand combat can be tricky.  I’d keep an eye on your hand placement (wait - that applies to love scenes as well) and your location.  Other than that, each scene is either about building or easing tension.   You’ve done a fantastic job building sexual tension, I know whatever you do it will be amazing. 

I find fight scenes the most difficult myself, mainly getting the balance between action, internal monologue and setting.  

In summary, you’re amazing and I’m looking forward to the next chapters.  :)

[chloereneeeee-blog]

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

[attheballet]

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

[blossombombshells]

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

[lieutenantmkilla-blog]

u wanna fucking go

[neenya]

here for this fight

[the-cuddly-punk]

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[insanely-smart]

@beaglebitch

[blacktithe7]

I’m not sure if I should be laughing or get offended

[2ifbyc]

As a contralto, I approve this message.  

[2ifbyc]

Saw this on Facebook and had to share.  

[one-shots-supernatural]

Today has been...exhausting.

Exhausting mentally and physically. 

On my way back from getting some paperwork I had lost (which I had to sit and wait an hour for), my car started acting weird. So, two ships and five hours later, we figured out the issue and how it would be fixed. Now I just won’t get it back till Monday. 

On the way to the second car shop, I got a call about my interview yesterday. Only to be told they went with someone else. 

And currently, I am having a conversation with my cousin, who I haven’t spoken to since I have her and her husband my two weeks notice. It’s nice to speak with her, but it’s bringing up a lot of stuff I just kinda wish would go away. Plus it doesn’t help that it almost feels like she’s trying to guilt me into something, even though she says she doesn’t want me to feel guilty. 

I am also dealing with my puppy (whom I love to pieces), but won’t leave me alone to write. Oh, and I get to plan a meeting on Tuesday for the women in my church. 

 So I’m just…exhausted. 

Anyways, I didn’t post this to rant. I just wanted to say thank you to Megan ( @soaringeag1e ) for helping me today, for just listening and being there when I needed to talk. 

And I wanted to thank you all. It’s silly, but seeing all the notifications I get, seeing all of you like and reblog my stories makes me so happy. I can’t really express the feeling it gives me. It may seem small, I know, but it really makes my day. Every little like, every little reblog, every little comment, makes me smile more than you know. So thank you all.

[tiffanycaruso]

I’m sorry u had a roller coaster day.. I’ll keep u in my prayers. God is always in control even when we don’t realize it.. And it seems everything is going 100000 mph xoxoxo

[one-shots-supernatural]

Thank you. And I have to agree, sometimes it seems like it’s a mess, but I have to hope there’s a bigger plan for me. :)

[blacktithe7]

You got this! God is on your side. He’s going to make this all work for your better.

[2ifbyc]

@blacktithe7

[blacktithe7]

The Waitress

Requested by @1dhomeskillet12

  Title: The Waitress

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Prompt : Hey idk if I have requested anything already but I have this idea that I just love haha Bucky and reader (who isn’t shield or enhanced just normal) are just kinda friends because they both have a hard time expressing their feelings and emotions for each other and then whatever you do with it in cool with thank you so much!!

Warning: none that I can think of.

Author’s Note: Here’s your second request @1dhomeskillet12. Home you enjoy it.

image not mine

Outdoor cafes were nothing new to the great city of New York. Bucky just hadn’t really spent much time at them growing up. He was more likely to grab a slice of pizza somewhere and run off than sit somewhere drinking a cup of coffee for two hours. The first time he had come here it was because he couldn’t stand to be around the Avengers anymore. He was still getting used to the world at that point and just needed a break from all their drama.

He’d just started walked and ended up at the tiny cafe and took a seat. The waitress had come over to him with a pot of hot coffee and a smile that took his breath away. He’d been coming daily ever since then just to see her.

Keep reading

[2ifbyc]

@blacktithe7  You’re killing me smalls.  Please, please do a part two?

[2ifbyc]

The cast of The Princess Bride, reunited after 25 years

Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.

Is it just me or does Cary Elwes have a serious case of Dick Clark syndrome?  The bottom right of the cast photo hurts my heart.  :(

[2ifbyc]

[2ifbyc]

My tumblr feed is sending not-so subliminal messages to me... @tsfrce @pxtercapaldi @obiwanskenobiss

[joviallynewtmas-deactivated2016]

reblog if you love Star Wars and you're not a guy

Trying to prove something to my mum bc apparently SW are for the guys

[2ifbyc]

Always have, always will

[diegoandor-deactivated20171220]

BB-8’s name was chosen by Episode VII director J.J. Abrams because of the droid’s round and bouncy look. Abrams is also quoted with saying, “I named him BB-8 because it was almost onomatopoeia. It was sort of how he looked to me, with the 8, obviously, and then the two B’s.” The name was conceived early on in Episode VII’s production and was one of the few to never be changed. (x)

[2ifbyc]

Damn it BB8, I didn't want to like you.

[chrissiezullo]

Here is my third poster for Women of Star Wars for Fandango, this time of Phasma!

[luvindowney]

GAG REEL - Iron Man 2 - Marvel Phase 2 DVD collection

[2ifbyc]

I could see myself having this conversation with my husband

[hiddenskyrim]

Lucan, you are a bad brother.

[2ifbyc]

Made me snort out loud

[beeishappy]

LSSC | 2015.11.20 No One Confuses Smeagol and Gollum on Stephen’s Watch

[rowdy-redhead]

Nobody is a bigger LOTR nerd than Stephen Colbert.

[prtypooper-deactivated20171205]

this post is giving me life

[2ifbyc]

This is why I love Colbert.

[liartownusa]

Cotton Fingers package

[hellotailor]

36 ladytime objects

[chickensimp]

i refuse to call me period anything other than moonsickness now

[whataremonsters-deactivated2015]

We are in fact werewolves

[crowleyslittleminion]

Fun fact: Native Americans used to call it “moontime”. (And I’ve been calling it that ever since I learned the phrase, because it sounds so much better.)

Tribes had ‘Moon Lodges’ and a woman would go into and stay in the lodge until her moon time has passed. During her time in the moon lodge, the elder women would teach her medicine, herbs, ceremonies, rites, prayers and on. Teachings were handed down to her.

The women, at this time, were expected to rest and not perform any chores and she was taken care of by the elder women of the tribe. No cooking, cleaning or lifting. This was a time for the woman to learn and nurture herself and to also embrace her womanhood.

A woman’s moon time was never looked down upon; there was no negativity put on it. The men respected and revered her. The men also cooked and took care of the children at this time, which was a wonderful time of bonding between a father and their children. It was a time of love and respect.

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[ravenqueenofskulls-deactivated2]

Reblogging for the history lesson! Damn!

[yesrandomfuckery-deactivated202]

👍🏽

[master-of-duct-tape]

Native Americans had their shit together on so many levels. It’s a crying shame the Tribes’ respective cultures were all but destroyed.

[raavynndigital-deactivated20200]

Can we stop referring to native cultures like one massive monolithic culture, and can we please not refer to them in the past tense? It’s really not okay.

[master-of-duct-tape]

I am part Cherokee and I was NOT referring to Native Americans in the past tense. If you’ll look at my wording, first of all, the word ‘respective’ is pointing out the many tribes’ individual cultures. Secondly, I say ‘had’ in reference to the way things were before genocidal fucktards like Andrew Jackson invaded the land. Any past tense terminology is referring to the fact that Europeans effectively and methodically destroyed all but a very small portion of the Native American peoples, cultures and practices.

est. Native American population pre-Columbus: 112 million est Native American population in 1900: 250,000 (I think that’s being generous)

Get over your hyper-sensitive, overly ‘PC’ attitude and open a dialogue before you start judging and accusing. THAT is narrow-mindedness, my friend.

[raavynndigital-deactivated20200]

Wow you’re an asshole. A large portion of my comment was directed at the person who posted the first comment referencing “moontime,” so I wasn’t only addressing your comment but those of the whole thread. And every white person in America is supposedly “part Cherokee,” but none of us have any actual fucking knowledge of the culture, which is because we are white and weren’t raised in the Cherokee culture and should probably decenter our feelings in discussions of native culture because we don’t know jack shit.

[master-of-duct-tape]

*reblogging for above amended comment*

I mostly agree with the above comment (including the fact that I’m an asshole lol) I think it’s a shame that American society, in general, knows little to nothing of Native American tribes and cultures. I was educated by my great aunt as a child, who was Cherokee and born in the 1880′s. She was the BEST! But that’s just the Cherokee nation. I know very little of other Native Tribes and their cultures. Wish I did!

I encourage each and every one of you, especially Americans, to do your best to educate yourself on this topic.

[2ifbyc]

Moon Cheese for Moontime?

Saw this today, thought of this thread, and started laughing my ass off. 

[one-game-many-consequences-deac]

GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE DON'T SCROLL PAST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.

If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.

If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.

[furbearingbrick]

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

[aria-of-wind-deactivated2016032]

I will personally fight anyone that thinks animals should be adopted from pet stores rather than shelters.

[2ifbyc]

For my rescue dog. Rest in peace little buddy.