nb motherfuckersssss

[julius-caeser]

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

[phantom-threaded]

Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3

[whiskey-bumblebee]

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

[2percentfloormilk]

maybe this year? (for legal reasons this is a joke bc this is becoming a real fear 5/30/25)

[skarabrae-stone]

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[edit: image description written by @womanfredvonkarma ]

[2percentfloormilk]

When Crowley “[put] the fear of god” in her plants, he was onto something. It’s like the spiritual version of rainforest treatment or something

[softp3ach]

On the nights L actually decides to sleep

[withapencilinhand]

Buster Bluth

[2percentfloormilk]

help ive developed a parasocial crush on eric striffler from watchjng the perfect person eps w him and now ive started watching pmi

he’s such a cutie with his cutie little grin that is so often followed by a wheeze loud enough to blow the mic

his improvy humor and killer charisma GET ME

i feel like a teenager w a crush lmao

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[butchqueersapphic]

Two unidentified couples stand at the Third Annual Lesbian Pride Parade June 24, 1995 in New York City. Evan Agostini/Liaison. Find more at @lesbianherstory

[2percentfloormilk]

thought i had a crush. they posted about charles kirkland on their story. i guess not.

[2percentfloormilk]

istg if i have to use one more gendered bathroom im gonna FUCKINNNNN RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG

[knightingaale]

me and somebody's daughter

[homunculus-argument]

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

[skull-bearer]

Oh, and we need to build a penis. How? No fucking clue, use whatever we've got lying around. We're going to have to McGyver the fuck out of this dick.

[hyperhypnotichyena]

[anablepsian]

somewhere they found instructions for chin acne SPECIFICALLY, wasn’t expecting THAT from the new protocol

[palecolorinfluencer-deactivated]

Painting entitled "Lovers on a Sofa" (oil on canvas, 1992) by the Dutch artist Deni Ponty.

[poofmalyakaet]

nasty adult things ft. Light, Misa and L