Idiotsyncrasies

I am your worst nightmare on the road: Female, Asian, between 25 and 40.

[bdgarp]

That’s about right.

[bdgarp]

RIP, Mohammed Ali

[emergentpattern]

All the hardest, coldest people you meet, were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living.

Iain S. Thomas (via emergentpattern)

[editorincreeps-deactivated20180]

Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

[pkeranodon]

Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.

Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.

The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.

They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.

[princess-starr]

“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”

[angrila]

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server. Prepare to dine.”

[poppetawoppet]

BWEAKFAST, BWEAKFAST IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVER TODAY

[unicornempire]

TAKE MY MONEY YOU IMAGINARY RESTAURANT!!!!

[corgisandboobs]

Inconceivable prices!

[roguishpixiedreamgirl]

Oh my god.

[yellowcakeuranium]

If you complain about the slow service, the waiter will apologize and tell you he knows something you do not…. He’s not left handed! Service will be extra fast afterwards.

[2strangersinparadise]

the "has a diverse music taste but listens to the same 10 songs everyday" squad

Taurus, Gemini, CANCER, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces

[direwolfiex]

A candle loses nothing by lighting another.

Rumi (via purplebuddhaproject)

[2strangersinparadise]

Update: Not dead

It’s really weird to come back here every now and then (first time in months...hai.) and see the same people posting the same old problems. 

Meanwhile I’m working as a private chef, building my mealprep business, preparing to launch two more businesses, proofreading transcripts on the side, and training jiu jitsu 8-10 hours a week. Why aren’t more people obsessed with things? Why don’t you want to push harder? 

[whatshouldwecallme]

When someone tries to insult me

[2strangersinparadise]

Sheeple

The funniest part about gun crazies calling other people "sheeple" is the fact that they play right into the politicians' and NRA money grubbers' hands. What was The Wire saying about the importance of following the money...? Gun sales always go up after a mass shooting...because the sheep are always following the herd. Keep lining their pockets. You're doing great.

[2strangersinparadise]

Please stop using this stupid reasoning. I know you have a brain. Try using it.

[think-progress]

How The Gun Industry Has Systematically Thwarted Regulation And Avoided The Fate Of Cigarettes

It’s a gruesome cycle that has become all too familiar. On Friday, a mass shooting at a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado Springs, Colorado left three people dead and nine more wounded . Despite a history that included domestic assault accusations and a restraining order against him, the shooter was able to obtain an assault weapon.Over the weekend, President Obama gave an impassioned call for action, saying, “This is not normal. We can’t let it become normal. If we truly care about this — if we’re going to offer up our thoughts and prayers again, for God knows how many times, with a truly clean conscience — then we have to do something about the easy accessibility of weapons of war on our streets to people who have no business wielding them. Period. Enough is enough.”

[serinocoyne]

[persnicketylover-deactivated201]

“All lives matt….”

[kingomd-deactivated20151007]

“I’m not racist I have bla…”

[girlwithablg-deactivated2021120]

“I don’t understand why I can’t say nig…”

[hennndo]

“Why do you always bring ra…”

[tellyjpg]

“I can expl…”

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

“bla…”

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“not all whi…”

[vazyasoleil]

“that’s reverse ra…”

[yourbigsisnissi]

“The president is bl…”

[akeemusic]

“But you aint really bl…”

[mpr1m3-deactivated20160806]

“ Slavery is ov…”

[thequeenslab]

“Well my family never owned sl…”

[kabumps]

“Black people can be racist t… ”

[cubadorian96]

“You’re handsome for a bl…”

[bless100]

“Im not being racist but bla…”

[tripplers]

“My best friend is bl…”

[daughterof-beauty]

“you’re pretty for a bla…”

[king-m-james]

“The…”

[taint3edcakes]

“It’s 2015 racism is ov–”

[dynastylnoire]

“It’s just hai-”

[susiethemoderator]

“I’m Blacker than y-” “Is that you’re real h-” “You’re pretty for a Bla-” “It’s not blackface it’s just a costu-”

[sizvideos]

[2strangersinparadise]

Am I the only person who thinks these are fucking terrifying?

[wordsnquotes]

After a while you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn’t mean leaning And company doesn’t mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren’t contracts And presents aren’t promises, And you begin to accept your defeats With your head up and your eyes open With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child, And you learn to build all your roads on today Because tomorrow’s ground is too uncertain for plans And futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn… That even sunshine burns if you get too much. So you plant your garden and decorate your own soul, Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure… That you really are strong And you really do have worth… And you learn and learn… With every good-bye you learn.

Jorge Luis Borges, “You Learn”  (via wordsnquotes)

[thelottner-deactivated20170119]

Don’t listen to yourself; listen to the advice that you give others

(via eigenlichtt)

[thingsmakemelaughoutloud]

Censored anime pussy [NSFW]

[ds08tf]