Yellow Cake Uranium

I'm Josh: Geek, Ref, lifetime gamer, Director in IT, cook, dad of 5, husband of spiralingsidewayz. You can never be too rich, too good looking, or too well armed!

[yellowcakeuranium]

Spring season is over and the beard is making a comeback. The only issue with shaving for spring clinics and games (as well as fall games) is how much greyer it comes in the next time...

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

[cursedtrekedits]

idk it looks like the original scene to me

[onsomekindofstartrek]

I do like that the original artist has chosen to draw Sulu with a tender, lovesick expression on his face.

George Takei should have played a sad gay cowboy at some point.

[yellowcakeuranium]

[yellowcakeuranium]

Hey people I used to talk to a lot a while ago...

So... How you been?

Me? I'm important at work. Still doing the ref thing. Still married to Linds. I have a trans son and lesbian daughter out of the five kids, one who is about to go to college to also be an engineer like their old man.

Politics are fucking crazy and the GOP seem to have it out for my fucking family. Wake me up when the boomers die off and maybe we can move forward in this country...

[yellowcakeuranium]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[yellowcakeuranium]

Xbox users, this month you can donate points to the naacp and microsoft doubles the donation.

So if you are like me and don't do anything with your points, now's the time to make a difference. I just emptied my account of points.

[yellowcakeuranium]

Christmas Eve is the feast of the seven fish. I had all the kids home on Wednesday, so it was a combined Christmas Eve and Christmas day. The middle child even helped with the ridiculous amount of cooking I was doing.

Fried shrimp and calamari, aglio e olio with anchovy, calamari stew... It was a good day.

[yellowcakeuranium]

2020 in cooking at my house...

[sirfrogsworth]

Baby, it’s Hoth outside.

Comic by Jared Downing [ Instagram ]

[letslovefood]

[pandoranora2019]

Want

[yellowcakeuranium]

See?!?!? I thought porn was banned!

[yellowcakeuranium]

So I popped in today and saw I've been followed by a dozen porn blogs... So porn is back to being ok here now that they've done all they can to practically kill the site??

[justmelagain]

7 + 8 = 15

Carry the 1…

3 + 4 = 7, which equals 75!

[crypticveil]

48 + 20 = 68

*counting with fingers*  69-70-71-72-73-74-75

[jessalivein25]

So i saw (27-2) + (48+2) = 25 + 50 => 75

[notmybesttry-deactivated2022051]

2 + 4 = 6, 7 + 8 =15, 6 + 1 = 7 => 75

[ropeandcoffee]

My brain does 20+40, and then 7+8, then I add 60+15.

[hellababely]

My brain looks for a piece of paper 😬

[yellowcakeuranium]

Estimate:

27->25

48->50

So it'll be around 75.

Refine:

27->25 means -2

48->50 means +2

75-2+2=75

That's how common core math works, too, btw...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yellowcakeuranium]

The rich white folks. He won't kill them though...

[yellowcakeuranium]

I'm going to open a Brazilian wax salon called "shave paradise and put up a parking lot"

[tarpo]

I hate these. Because it’s how my brain works every damn day

[glitterordeath]

OR MAYBE YOU WERE WORKING FULL TIME AND PARENTING SIMULTANEOUSLY.

OR MAYBE YOU WERE UNEMPLOYED.

OR DEPRESSED.

OR FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

SUUUUUCK A DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!

[mr-quiyst]

Yeah, I’m seconding that. I’m still working 8-10 hours a day from home with constant interruptions from the five bored kids and my even more bored wife, and I’m rushing from waking up to working to cooking dinner, and I’ve never had less time. At least at the office I could have a moment to myself after everyone else left.

[spacecowgirllayne]

Maybe all the above. Leave me alone, I’m trying to survive yet another trauma.

[yellowcakeuranium]

Agreed, my client thinks that since I don't have a commute, I can work during my commute time. So I'm working more and dealing with kids, making meals, etc... Honestly, I need a vacation after this pandemic!