Killer Space Dog

@speedoviking on twitter

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[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[datarep]

Combined faces of top 500 professional golfers

[egax]

It’s John Golf

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

[fauxfable]

the tail wag on her way down

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[sickpage]

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

[t-hy-lla]

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

[girlwithalessonplan]

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

[2-steks-an-1-rokc-deactivated20]

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

[vampirepunch-deactivated2015040]

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

[avatarofnightmares-deactivated2]

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

[dduane]

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

[anagrammatical-blog]

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

[elusivebrew]

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

[jumpingjacktrash]

ok but so do we

[gif87a-com]

Credit: @pelagicventures

[rashemibabe]

Uhm what is that it’s huge?

[skyfirerevenge]

Issa sea tortoise, like the ones that can live to around 500 years old. They’re capable of getting quite large from what I gather.

[helloitsbees]

A big boy!

[materiajunkie-deactivated201905]

And people will think before they kill somebody if a bullet cost $5,000… “Man I would blow your fucking head off… If I could afford it. I’m gonna get me another job! I’m gonna start saving some money! And you a dead man.”

- Chris Rock, “Bigger and Blacker” (1999)

[theslaybymic]

[tellyjpg]

iconic

[blowpopsandwifi]

Still relevant

[freakyasshoesluttypussy]

Stupid white people

[totally-tai]

really simple…..

[ur-not-my-average-taco]

only white ppl with “dreads” cant wash their hair

[nearlyzero]

Truly memorable

[teenwitchtia]

White folks really out here ignorant but love spreading false knowledge.

[bananatwinky]

[sushinfood]

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[foodblueprint]

I think you should watch this

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

yella creens

[cizayox]

“handfools of yella crayens”

[aidn]

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

[rukosanada]

[starwarsgraphictee]

Ok this is so surreal

Also WHY is Tristan blurred????

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?