Snake Eating Its Own Ass

Fib | 30 | she/her | lesbian | trans girl 🏳️‍⚧️

[transmortifried]

What are you trying to tell me, that if I'm a good enough girl I'll get to cum?

No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're a good enough girl... You won't have to.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[111111111yeah]

I was very drunk at a concert last night and the only thing I could think of the whole time was this duck picture with the caption “don’t let me into my zone” it was like a ghost that haunted me

[mollyjames]

no please, I can change! I've been living in Seattle for the last 16 years!

[mollyjames]

[ot3]

i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop

[ot3]

other notable examples of friendslop:

bar trivia

pontoon boats

ouija boards

[scolipede]

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

[moronpolice]

i had to adapt to fucking survive

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[erarg]

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

[selkiecide]

[skelecola]

this is what summertime is like

[agayjewishwerewolf]

This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it

[agayjewishwerewolf]

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

[enki2]

[patronsaintofpanic]

my all time favorite tiktok skit that needs to be as famous as it is all consuming in my mind idc idc

[yungcarti]

im geeked of penut butter kush, but theres no jelly to boost it

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[luetta]

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

thos video is killinh me

[charlesoberonn]

[2komaprincess]

wearing panties with a barcode on them so when someone tries to get an upskirt pic they get directed to my website

[2komaprincess]

this is meant to say qr code im just fucking stupid