you, who swallowed a falling star;

I'm not a virgin, I'm a libra

[minuty]

[3actualbears]

Virgos 99% of the time: 🕵️🤷‍♀️📝💃🏻🤫

Virgos when they’ve finally had it and you’ve done just the thing to upset them: *produces a master list of everything you’ve done wrong since the moment they met you plus a few things you did before you met that you confided in them.*

[dumbbitchawards]

Me aged 8 seeing the Hex Girls in Scooby Doo

[perrfectly]

[slowheart]

what i think is really sexy is when girls are very blunt about not knowing things…girls who say “i don’t know what that means” or “i don’t understand” or “what are you talking about” that’s hot

[3actualbears]

Have we come all the way back around to when it’s hot to be stupid again

[deactivated-blog]

every time i see the word peonies without context

[spacemancharisma]

I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

[navajolovesdestiel]

This is a marigold:

This is a peony:

[renthebarbarian]

And this is a bitch

[varandra-deactivated20230907]

this spring is slicing me in half. like an apple. will not be explaining what i mean by this

[powerfulwizard]

when talking abt LGBT issues we gotta keep in mind that like

1. internet communities and discourse dont reflect the real world at all

2. some people dont actually live in seattle

[wormsongs]

[myrosecolouredgirl]

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

[pukicho]

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[sameoldshit]

S T R E E T S M A R T S

[the-greatest-genderqueer]

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

[the-greatest-genderqueer]

I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like

[mulaney]

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

[urban-cryptid]

I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost

[relishboi]

these two vines take place in the same universe

[fozzie]

#this is very chilling because i thought all vines take place in the same universe

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise