Coffee's monster emporium

genderfluid/pansexual (they/them) random shit, my own universe, and monsters! what more could you ask for? a lot, but that's irrelevant....

[badjokesbyjeff]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Do y’all think before you post?

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Learning how to read was the worst mistake of my life

[you-have-rats-deactivated202110]

i wish i was jared, 19

[3amcoffeesgay]

Humanity is the biggest mistake of all

[ubercharge]

look. look at this beautiful sword meme. i’m going to cry

[catchymemes]

Real life sound

[3amcoffeesgay]

FOR THE LOVE OF GO PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON OH MY GODDDDDDD

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[mhmm-honeybee]

this feels…eerily accurate.

[trippyspice-deactivated20200119]

A personal attack

[3amcoffeesgay]

You have come into my house and upturned my dining chairs on this day, the day of my birth. You bitter, lonesome fool, you have no concept of the fate that shall befall you in the coming weeks.

[adhdisgay]

adhd is thinking the airpod memes are super funny but recognizing that the whole “hey! aw no they can’t hear us, FUCK they can’t hear us HEY” are life just in general bc of that bad bad audio processing

[adhdisgay]

my adhd friend, you have homework to do. Oh my god they’re hyperfocusing. They cant hear us. Oh my god, oh FUCK

[3amcoffeesgay]

MOOD AS FUCK OP

[yellowpoet]

Everyone has heard of updog. People are aware of the joke and anticipate the confusion of the recipient. “hey, updog” “what’s updog?” But unbeknownst to them, many people have seen updog. They have gazed upon his visage but remain ignorant of what they have observed.

[faacethefacts-dead]

show us updog op

[yellowpoet]

[3amcoffeesgay]

HOLY-

[aww-so-pretty]

The most beautiful transformation that you will see today

[3amcoffeesgay]

Holy shit you're absolutely right

[faun-grove]

remember the flower crown trend????? it was good bring it back

[sneakyfeets]

Not with the Ted Bundy film closing in

[jestaposed]

[clearslime]

get your kins here - ShindanMaker (en)

[luckilyforever]

[kyonshii]

[gummycore]

[transsdoc]

[edgar-thorn-deactivated20200514]

[zachsbees]

W hy

[veleth95]

@redpearinc

[land-of-brains-and-chocolate]

venom of the day: 

[3amcoffeesgay]

It is the cutest shit I've seen all day

[blackarachnya]

“I have a question for a group of people that don’t exist and are just a convenient strawman I and people like me made up to project our insecurities, misogyny, and internalised transphobia on”

[stjepan-sejic]

decided to put these in a bit of a chronological order as i can’t help but form a story behind the scenes. it’s a storyteller’s habit. and yeah i do have an idea i would genuinely like to explore with gail simone as a crossover comic. 

i don’t want to be the writer for this. but at the same time i always found diving into these things and exploring the character chemistry was the best way to get an artistic feeling for it.

this is also how i usually develop my own stories.

anyhow, while many think this is me drawing some shipping, in fact this a proof of concept for an adventure story  featuring lara and diana. Gail simone at some point asked if they would kiss and i gave it some genuine thought. i am a character first kind of a writer, myself, so i contemplated this. then i decided, yes, probably.

after all, romantic subplots have been the bread and butter of adventure writing since its inception and i always liked that aspect of adventure stories.

 i hope this puts some things in context from my end XD

and while there will probably be a few more of these, there will be no nsfw pics. after all, camera pans away from indiana jones in those moments as well  XD

okay… there may be a chance of a kiss… but that’s about it. 

[3amcoffeesgay]

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

[blackarachnya]

tumblr is apparently mass deleting any blogs with literally any nsfw content no matter how minor so if i get sniped see you later

[blackarachnya]

marvel finally letting she-hulk be this jacked is going to send me into a gay frenzy like nothing before 

[3amcoffeesgay]

*PANSEXUAL SCREAMING*

[nest-deactivated20181209]

not joking, not lighthearted, fuck tumblr staff. it’s inexcusable to be so fucking incompetent that enough child. pornography. gets through the filters that apple has to remove the app from the app store. you cant just throw your hands up and say “we tried our best!!! some stuff just slips through the filters!!! :(” it doesn’t with other sites of this size! at least not to a degree where APPLE HAS TO DELETE THE FUCKING APP FROM THE APP STORE! fuck this terrible website and the people who run it

[nest-deactivated20181209]

for ppl asking for a source

[sonicrainbooms]

wheres that nightwing panel where he sighs and put his fists up ready to fight but he looks. so tired.

[sonicrainbooms]

ok i KNOW i say ‘mood’ a lot, but this is 100% undeniably without a doubt a mood

[3amcoffeesgay]

100% done with ur bullshit but willing to fight

[teesadutta]

[archatlas]

The Colbert Report 11.19.14

[kyssthis16]

You see how she explained how race is a social construct (it is) while ALSO SAYING THAT RACISM EXISTS AND IS FUCKED UP? You see how she did that? Don’t mistake this for colorblindness because it clearly isn’t.

[2brwngrls]

Toni Morrison breaks it down.