Come struggle with me

[teenagerposts]

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

[thebootydiaries]

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[porterr-robinson]

[tangobullets]

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

[cute-overload]

[chrishallbeck]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

[thebootydiaries]

Hollywood:*puts eyeliner on a white guy*

Hollywood: He is an egyptian man from egypt and also a pharoh he is egyptian and we did a good job

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[jimmybuffetsmargaritaville]

I eat bugs

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[piccoloisgreen]

This lady is crazy. She’s going to end up with no one at her wedding.

[surprisebitch]

omg it got even worse

[likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200]

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

[fieldbears]

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

[hashtagloveloses]

you met a fucking forest nymph

[heythatsmyleg]

[diddi-p]

this gets funnier with each passing year

[nicosdisangelic]

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bunny-the-lifeguard]

I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

[twitblr]

[brussello-deactivated20201231]

[brainbubblegum]

[anonymoustypewriter]

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

[radioactivepeasant]

this makes me laugh every year