MY DICK FELL OFF

•||Felix/Lily/Lucas||• •||it/she/he||• •||The Dog Armada's Earl of Bones||• •||May 3 2007||• •||dni pedo/map/nomap, zoophile/zoo, incest, nsfw||• •||Please don't send donation asks I don't have money or enough followers to help you sorry||• •||please ask me about bugs||•

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[peoplecallmelucifer]

You know, this is why people think all americans do drugs

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Thanks for the warning @goofishh and @wellcome-to-chaos stay safe out there guys

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

urgh I hate conflict but I keep seeing my moots reblogging a rape apologist

[lightningbuster]

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

[lakesbian]

[mysteriouslyseeing]

[figure-strawberryofficial]

these are the og images

now, both are inaccurate representations of the animal as these are outdated pictures, if you want to see an accurate version see image below

now I don't wanna ruin your vision of the fish but this is for science

[yorgen-sh]

[winterweary]

This made me laugh out loud

[76ello]

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

[ceruleanfuckup]

The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

get your pussy up get your money up doctor freeman

[virtualgirladvance]

New phone ringtone unlocked

[r0zeclawz]

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

[trangoldin]

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[wifegideonnav]

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

Reminder

Sending people threats over headcannons is not okay

Calling people bigots for different headcannons is not okay

When a creator says cannon divergent headcannons are okay harassing someone who has canon divergent headcannons is not okay

Damaging the mental health and peace of others over a damned cartoon is not okay

Blocking people and having a dni involving headcannons is okay

Respectfully discussing headcannons is okay

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

Me and my dad don't often see eye to eye and he said that's good because it means he did his job as a parent and raised an adult who can think independently

[strawbebbynya]

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

[whitachi]

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

Will I still be able to talk to you on here?

yeah I just will be very rarely on my mental health is better when I rarely use social media so I deleted it from my phone

[cthulhus-left-testicle]

I'm uninstalling socials