[bambicoded]

important to me that there is a video floating around out there of Rose grabbing Shane and Shane saying completely monotone, "unhand me wench"

[themortifyingordealofbeingloved]

911 is gen z supernatural

[lavenderprose]

Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:

- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."

- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."

- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."

- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"

- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."

- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"

- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."

- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"

- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"

- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."

- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."

- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"

- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."

- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."

- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."

- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."

- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."

[oldmanpusspuss]

Showrunners are fundamentally evil entities and they must all be destroyed

[chucktaylorupset]

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

[wantonlywindswept]

does it look like this

[vickythestrange]

[3racoonsinatrenchcoat]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Sex-based character study of Eddie Diaz if you even care

[robertfagden]

i wholeheartedly believe that buddie is going canon. unless it doesnt in which case i have always been mildly skeptical

[3racoonsinatrenchcoat]

genuinely devastating that 911 has been so good recently and has handled several delicate storylines with impressive sensitivity because all I wanna do is talk about it but most people’s only frame of reference for it is ‘that firefighter show that sent Angela Basset to space’ thus kneecapping me at the off

[thisshitisridiculous]

just kinda hit me that 911 literally doesn’t have a straight white man in the main cast

[lover-of-mine]

The thing about the competition line and the scoff we don't talk about enough is how the two together actually imply that Eddie is in love with Buck not the other way around. And this coming from Tommy, someone who clocked Buck as queer before Buck clocked himself, has weight to it. Tommy more implied that Eddie would eventually want to swoop in and take Buck and Buck would let him. He cut his losses in 806 because he knew that with Eddie around, eventually Buck and Eddie would get there and he didn't want to be the casualty of the situation. But if Eddie isn't physically around, then the opening for Eddie to swoop in is smaller, so he has better chances of not losing the competition he's been playing since he kissed Buck the first time fully aware Buck is batshit insane about Eddie. He can live with the ghost since he thinks the ghost has a lot less power to create problems. But the implication that Eddie isn't straight coming from the guy that dragged Buck out has a lot of weight attached to it. Weight Buck himself can't handle. Not just because in some senses Tommy is exposing Eddie's sexuality before Eddie is ready and that makes Buck defensive, but also because the only reason Buck can't look at how he feels about Eddie is because of his perceived straightness. Buck's whole defense is tied to it being impossible. If it's not impossible, then he has to think about it, and if he has to think about it, then he will want it, and Buck doesn't cope well with wanting things. So Buck can't think about the guy that noticed he was queer noticing Eddie is as queer. Because if Tommy was right about him, then what if he's right about Eddie? And if he's right about Eddie, then what does that mean for the two of them? And that makes the scoff the most awesome thing.

[roguespeedster]

buddie is petty4petty

[3racoonsinatrenchcoat]

[glorious-spoon]

buck's whole 'eddie was in the army!!' thing is not because he thinks the army is great, it's because he thinks eddie is great. he'd do the exact same thing if eddie had spent his early twenties in a traveling circus.

[glorious-spoon]

and absolutely none of this precludes him giving eddie himself endless amounts of shit for his various foibles, but when he's talking about eddie to anyone else it's always like Have You Heard The News Of My Best Friend Eddie, the best and handsomest and coolest guy in the whole wide world

[gonna-need-you-to-not]

[ilya-rozanova]

when you're going through withdrawal but still gotta flirt with your man

[miminwords]

legit when that alarm rang as Buck was about to take the vials I was like 'that's Bobby watching out for him'. the firehouse named after Bobby Nash saved Buck till he could get to his captain for help

[jackwhiteprophetic]

Board games that have been banned at the 118 and why:

MONOPOLY: Ravi kept talking about real estate, Chim made an awkward lawsuit joke when Eddie got sent to jail and Buck kept demanding he be allowed to pay the bail.

SETTLERS OF CATAN: Buck and Eddie just simply end up sharing all their resources because they can't say no to each other. Buck said "thanks I'm so bricked up now" after Eddie traded him bricks once and Bobby threw the board off of the loft balcony.

CLUEDO: Chim has NO poker face (poker is ironically also banned after an LAFD wide notice was sent around following the poker date) and Bobby kept trying to call Athena for tips.

UNO: No one could agree on the rules and Hen ended up trying to use the official Uno twitter posts as proof and Bobby stormed off. On a second attempt, Chim started a +2 chain that went around the group twice and ended up with him having to pick up +16 cards, and as revenge he said the Q-word. Bobby burned the pack at the next group barbecue.

PICTIONARY- Eddie and Hen are too good at it because they've had to spend recent years deciphering their kids' drawings.

They also tried to do heads up but Buck didn't know any of the films and Eddie refused to use a phone for a "board game".

PLEASE ADD MORE IDEAS THIS IS SO FUN

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