im not a bot, i swear

im gonna cover Vlad (from Danny Phantom) in lime juice and lick it off him and see how much i can lick off before my citrus allergy kills me

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[3ratboy3]

if you are driving and i feel like im on a rollercoaster, you should not be driving and im getting an uber home

[3ratboy3]

i kinda wanna read a fic where dazai goes to therapy and the therapy starts working and then he falls in love with the therapist (or at least he thinks he fell in love) but the therapist obviously doesnt like him back because thats against code and it turns out that dazai is just "in love" with his therapist because he never opened up to someone on a deep level before (i dont want to write this, i just want to read it)

[3ratboy3]

as someone with a rollator, my favorite part of my day is choosing to sit in the most inconvenient places possible so people have to move around my rollator (ex: sitting at the back of the room behind a lot of chairs and tables)

[3ratboy3]

and if they tell me im not allowed to sot by the only outlet in the room because of my mobility aid, i get to call them abliest <3

[3ratboy3]

as someone with a rollator, my favorite part of my day is choosing to sit in the most inconvenient places possible so people have to move around my rollator (ex: sitting at the back of the room behind a lot of chairs and tables)

[3ratboy3]

when i go to the bathroom with a pad/tampon, i dont try to hide it because im embarrassed im on my period

i try to hide it because what if someone takes it from me

[3ratboy3]

i have a really good idea for a dandys world fic and it will be on ao3 within like a month

[theconcealedweapon]

[kimreesesdaughter]

I just want to see dark skin girls be love interests too. I want to see dark skin girls as the cute, friendly, desired college cutie. I want to see dark skin men be nerdy and sensitive. I’m so tired of the stereotypes people staple on dark skin. I want dark skin girls with flowers in their hair and cute laughs on my TV. I want to see the dark skin men with gaps and glasses. The dark skin men who like Naruto. I want a wider representation for dark skin characters and I’m going to make it happen. 

[3ratboy3]

i hate writing dialogue for class because why cant i put "?!"

the tone of "?!" is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from "?" or "!"

not to mention "..."

how am i meant to show that the character trailed off without telling you that the character trailed off?!

[3ratboy3]

why the hell am i, a chronically in pain individual, using a heavy drill with one hand (where i can feel my wrist about to snap) while my father (who set this task for me) watches videos on his phone on the couch and does nothing

youre the one who wanted the bins drilled??? why arent you drilling??????

[3ratboy3]

i really wish i was morally bad enough to use weaponized incompetence rn

[3ratboy3]

JUST BECAUSE A MALE ADULT IS ABUSING A FEMALE CHILD DOES NOT MEAN IT IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!!!! SOMETIMES, A GUY IS NOT ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN!!!!!!

ogai mori haters, im looking at you

[3ratboy3]

at least when we get out of this hell we'll get to lie in bed for 24 hours straight

[3ratboy3]

if you invite someone who has been horrible to me without telling me, friendship points GONE

[3ratboy3]

btw if you say youre gonna pick us up at 1:45 and then say at 12:30 that youre actually picking us up at 1, dont talk to us again

[3ratboy3]

quick tip to new dandys world players: never EVER go to dyle's floor after someone makes it knows theyre a griefer. ask me how i know :|