Cher

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[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[leighlew3]

[danielcalmdown]

interpret is as you wish

[goawfma]

gay swans you are doing amazing sweeties

[thoughtkick]

In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It’s important to combine the two in just the right amount.

Haruki Murakami (via thoughtkick)

[mjalti]

maybe yes I’m ugly and I’m not particularly talented and I’m not doing my best and I don’t know anything about myself and I’m still learning names for my feelings

[urbanfarmzine-deactivated201807]

[binickandros]

[lunar-skies]

[3rd-whale]

I cut myself opening this wine... 🌿

[3rd-whale]

I love this picture. 

[wish7master]

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[imagineham-deactivated20180328]

Australia is a fucking weird place

[mszombi]

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

[gif87a-com]

[3rd-whale]

@simpletonnetwork @galacticfantasies

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

[shoren18]

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

[jrkaplonski]

Needed this today.

[animate-mush]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.