She's Mad, But She's Magic.

Listen Kids, this may look like a Robert Downey Jr. blog...but I'm really just obsessive. There is some diversity going on here.

[laughoutloud-club]

Guess the country.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[renstrapp]

This month's comic for Autostraddle is.... the gatito. Read this and my other Autostraddle comics here!

[murielsweddings-deactivated2023]

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

[youngbloodbuzz]

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

[champagne-vagabond]

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[cipheramnesia]

“What is it with queer people and tattoos?”

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Something something intricate rituals

[aleisol]

[radicalgraff]

"Fuck the King, Feed the Hungry"

Seen in Glasgow, Scotland

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AWESOME. NOBODY WATCH IT

[psychadelicninja]

got this from twitter btw

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[talonabraxas]

Nymphs and Satyr

[distantvoices]

I can handle people blazing their nudes but I draw the line at Christian preachers

[ittybittytatertot]

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

[wantonwhale]

Air conditioner triggers migraine. Satan's Crotch weather also triggers migraine. Seems like I'm just holding up the line at Baskin Rawbrains, choosing between 52 flavors of pain at this point.

[cholodollcouture]

Nikhol in Low Key on Flickr.

[unimatrix-420]

[3rinsimone]

"Oh, I know what you're going to say. "If you kill the mother, the fetus dies, too." But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship?" -The Birdcage

[rabidlitmajor]

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

[souperluminal]

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

[ghettogotth]

Fire devastates Notre-Dame Cathedral

April 15, 2019

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah