Salem's 3v3rs33ing3y3s

A chaotic covert pollyfragmented system :p ask pronouns/whos in front

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

don't know what we're doing still but hii

we might post, we might not - >-

If you need a name to refer to us by - if you don't know who is talking, good luck, we don't know either half the time (/hj) — Salem works base pronouns you can use for us are void/they/fate/omen/soul for affirmations, male/crisis ones (i.e., sir, lordess)

the corpse - that's what we call the body - is 18+, but please no sexual or nudity content when interacting with us. basic DNI.

we're a covert, polyfragmented, multi-tiered DID system. all of us are somehow under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella, and besides being a system, we have also been diagnosed with autism, ADHD, anxiety, depression, and C-PTSD — probably something else we're forgetting rn ;-;

we are gonna note eyes are going to be a common theme for us so if that bothers you probably don't interact

eyes are a way we express our overwhelming feelings

feel free to ask us questions, if we're comfortable we'll answer

uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk what else- qwq

[abforr]

We have a headmate named NoName

It's not that he doesnt have a name, it's just that his name is NoName. We call him Non for short

Do you have any alters like that? Or do you have any alters that dont have a name?

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[hirtenstar]

[vickysnowpawz]

Tag Game :3

Use this picrew to make your persona and you irl :P well as close as it can get at least

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970

On the left is my persona and the right is me irl :3

tags below cut ( if it works )

@obsidiansandwich @potatoanarchist @vixiesplotchheart @wiltingtu1ips @phoenixrainsfire413 @lunathetunaaa @starrycreator @foxfire16 @cosmoseyekon @highlander0808 @therollypolly @iicor @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @axithebucket @eb-or-echo-part-2 @reallybigshrimps @yourlocalavian @justsomeonecalledniki @mellowphilosophersword @lilonceleriscool124 @lavendermoon48 @bat--hugs @tehizel @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @velvetartisanforest @gravykins @silvertheindignantfox @fransiesstuff @lexandmaxthetwocatsinmyhead @dawn-but-different + open tags :]

oh and Im gonna post soon something for my moots to see who wants to be tagged in stuff and who doesn’t cause each time I do stuff with tags I honestly have no clue who I’m able to tag…..

[yourlocalavian]

omwwww cuteee!!!

This is mine! :D

@lunathetunaaa @serendipitys-dragon @ghostie-blu @jellyfishizhere @no1likemickey @demigoddessofthetrees @birddoesstuff @p3skybirdd @wynnbellamy @sharinosaur @iicor @aussiebeth @mars2moons @moon-storm @autopilotangel @autophobiastar @theboybehindtheflowerspng @chronophobiaclown @kaeruutv @thelongferret @the-bug-carnival @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @callofwinter @opal-and-pumpkin @con-the-kobold @callofwinter @wiltingtu1ips @kitab00m101 @pinkparrotwrites @silvertheindignantfox @hellohellohellohellohello3579 @altu-caeruleummar +Open tags

(Bro I know like several other people I wanna tag but I legit can not remember users I only remember nicknames - like helppp-)

[aussiebeth]

my persona v me irl @robbinbobbyn @melodylyricx and open tags :)

[melodylyricx]

sona + me irl (as close lmao)

@sugar-craxy @tabbydalegend + open tags ^u^

[sugar-craxy]

Well ain't that mighty different. It went from >:3 to :^

@sleepybunnysnail @schlaumaus @lostinthe-void-666 @gh0stkitti @wifilukas + anyone who sees this!

[sleepybunnysnail]

So uhm, there werent many options for a snail so uhm…

Me irl vs a hyper realistic image of my persona ig?

The hair is too orange tho and (unfortunately) I dont own that blouse altho the blouse croptop combo is iconic in my wardrobe

Uhm, tags?

@aussiebeth @musicbleuberry @viddles-is-a-nerd @3v3rs33ing3y3s + any other moots

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the corpse:

good enough- meeee:

kinda, but it's cute -Nat

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

List 5 things that make you happy and put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged ur posts :3333

hourglasses/poketwatches {def Asura who answered that bit-. lil time god.}

pretty aesthetics/shiny things

hot chocolate

s'mores

bongocat

look at them fjdhskj fhksuhfsuk bongcat :3

makes us unreasanbly happy to just have the lil guys chilling while on our computer

[sleepybunnysnail]

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

[sleepybunnysnail]

[chloemew]

Absolutely enamoured with this snail mug I got yesterday....

A snug of snoffee

[sleepybunnysnail]

No but like- SOMEONE GET ME THIS THING!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!! < already has too many weird mugs

[sleepybunnysnail]

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And that, my dear gays and grandmas, is the character limit for a tumblr text block.

[aries-of-spades]

Tag game bc I thought it would be neat

If you were an MCYT, based on your Minecraft username and/or what you would go by, what would your fandom assigned full name be in fics?

I'd be Aries Spade

Yea my minecraft and tumblr usernames are kinda the same

[Alternatively, Aries Ryan if I started doing music, bc yes i already have a stage name picked for that hypothetical]

Best of luck to people who try to incorporate numbers

@its-that-gay-fox @chrometheraptor @doyouknowthemossinman @peregrine5 @justpent @emberdragon34 @aloe-vera-ghost @flamingspud @jestroer @nayl0rdoesstuff @rukafais @un-common-dreams @cydrag0n

[emberdragon34]

Ember Dragos, who lives at number 34

@jadedsundragon @jkl-fff @redtigor @d0ntletsstart

[jadedsundragon]

I think they'd just call me Jade (D) Sundragon and make up a middle name for the D. Like maybe Dingus (joke)

@idontneedbee @firequeenofficial @witheredwire @themushroomstheyfoundme I want to know (no pressure)

[firequeenofficial]

Probably either Ash Fire or Ash Queen. Pretty much everyone calls me Ash (staring intently at Kai /silly), so my first name would absolutely be that, but my last name could come from my user!

Tags (no pressure): @pheonixvatoreii @rosegoldorigins @mystic-mayhem-blog @neodafloof555 @muffin-gods

[rosegoldorigins]

Thanks for the tag Ash! :D

I would probably be called Rose with my last name Gold :3

Rose is what I'm often called but I have been called Gold or Goldie before so those are options too.

It's always so funny to me that people see those two words as seperate when I made the username with the idea that rosegold was my favourite type of gold (so it's one word for me)

Tag you're it! (No pressure): @sugar-craxy @that-fall-guy @averager4t @goldsmithcoded @temerity14 @buggycandraw

[sugar-craxy]

Sugar F. Honeyglaze.

They can decide what the F stands for, that's for sure.

Or Sugar C. Honeyglaze.

C for craxy

@sleepybunnysnail @wifilukas @lostinthe-void-666 @gh0stkitti @gardeninaquarium @schlaumaus

[sleepybunnysnail]

Wdym I know like everyone in this tag game so far??? Thats so slay actually.

Anyhow, Bunny “Gore” Snail at your service, how can I horrify you today? :3

The middle name changes a lot tbh but I often joke that Gore is practically my middle name lol.

Alternatively it could be something like Sam Bunnysnail or even Sam Snail if we want a more human sounding name T.T

@hom0zon3 @musicbleuberry @pearly-po @robotiber123 @periwinklepaint @foxkatfive @witheringcrimson @3v3rs33ing3y3s @hey-its-celeste (tried to tag everyone suger didnt tag tbh)

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

oooo okay, so it would based on username basically everywhere else cause, ya- & funfact the name of an alter- - >-'

AsuraSalem: so could be called either Asura or Salem // Asura Salem is the alters name

full naming me was unnecessary- at least you didn't add my middle name in there as well •-• -Asura

shush. a bit of lore behind the name bc I said so >:]

Asura - a demon/a god

Salem - Peace

so their name literally means: a demon/a gods peace

hehe :3

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

kinda want to do more on here but also terrified to at the same time T^T

like no idea where to start and just utedutiyffiujog •-• T^T

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

Hmmm, what costume should I do for you?

Proceeds to grow about 15 more eyes in various parts of their snail body

That seems fitting

TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!

ooooo~ I like this already~

you down to play a little game first? <3

pick a number between 1-6

-Lexter

[sleepybunnysnail]

Uhm, 3?

U better give me a treat, u don't want to know what happened to those who didn't...

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

aw, damn it's a Trick!

JUST KIDDING, the whole game was a trick XP

here's your treat <3:

wanted to try drawing you :p -Mitch

[sleepybunnysnail]

OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!

UR DEF SAFE DW OMFG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER AND NOT EVEN THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN DRAWN TODAY

MY DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

I LOVE HALLOWEEN YOU GUYS

ITS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY

I LOVE SEEING ME IN OTHER PEOPLES ART STYLES AND THIS IS SO COOL AND JUST

AFGHAGSHDJG

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

:D YAY

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

Hmmm, what costume should I do for you?

Proceeds to grow about 15 more eyes in various parts of their snail body

That seems fitting

TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!

ooooo~ I like this already~

you down to play a little game first? <3

pick a number between 1-6

-Lexter

[sleepybunnysnail]

Uhm, 3?

U better give me a treat, u don't want to know what happened to those who didn't...

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

aw, damn it's a Trick!

JUST KIDDING, the whole game was a trick XP

here's your treat <3:

wanted to try drawing you :p -Mitch

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

Hmmm, what costume should I do for you?

Proceeds to grow about 15 more eyes in various parts of their snail body

That seems fitting

TRICK OR TREAT!!!!!!

ooooo~ I like this already~

you down to play a little game first? <3

pick a number between 1-6

-Lexter

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

[thingonthenet]

thinginthenet

damn. I guess I’m a better typer than I thought

[adam-w1nner]

poptartr3gd#t3v4

[crtsnaek-deactivated20260403]

kandusnak

close enough ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[simponshedletsky]

simpondhrflrydku

i was… close?

[sillyyarteest-deactivated202510]

sillyyaeteddy

I GOT THE START 😔

“sillyyaeteddy”

… PSYCHO TEDDY!1!1!1!!1

[cam1-1co]

Cam1_axam

AGHHH CLOSE ENOUGH-😭…

[circuitry-entomology]

Nocqgtuweeiolofwit

tf-

[sllop]

ithinkilokelamps

Hey, that’s pretty good

@max-wanna-die

You should do this

[max-wanna-die]

max;wannma-dis

Close enough

@imjustlivingman18 @mrfancyheels @nofancyangelhere

[imjustlivingman19]

Umhustoijfingmsn1+

@thyrandomed1tor @arianna-cherry-blossom @yukiplzno @str3ssb3rry @loiyourlocalperson @brutusisfromrome @approved-sacrifice @tobyloverheh @habit-iwilleaturfamily

[how-and-why-are-you-here]

How*a d*why*areO#¥^I$242

It was going pretty well for a while actually. I forgot where my - was :(. But the fact you can read 3 words right is good enough for me! ima do this with my main too

kitkattgwkotktkat

actually also not too bad, am content with this result!

@a-little-buggy @unfrieddough11 @unjudgmentalnoob @fluffyyyfrog9000 @aruemon and open tags for my moots (and others who wanna join!)

[a-little-buggy]

A-p8ttle-vygg6

I SOMEHOW got the dashes, but very little else 😂 open tags for anyone who’d like to try! And also @ratbugs @is-the-fire-real @six-raccoons @tami-isnt-here @howtotrainabraincell

[six-raccoons]

Six taacciije

Close! I didn’t even try to get the dash, lol

@five-raccoons-in-a-trenchcoat @the-raccoon-in-your-walls

^ if you two do this good luck to you raccoon is not easy!

[the-raccoon-in-your-walls]

thw racon i rout walla

lmao wtf

@pastelpanik @p-artsypants @therealheket @notmyfaultnotmyproblem

good luck y'all lol

[notmyfaultnotmyproblem]

notmyfqjltbit yl4obm4.

wtf, skills me ig?

@purple-dinosaur17 @blackcatinabuckethat @jurassicworldisbetter @biggestqiblifan

[blackcatinabuckethat]

uhhhh alr

Glasgow ignoring

Oh god it autocorrected uhhhhhhhh

Blavkvqyibavuwj yhqt

Much better!

@rollercrowster @viddles-is-a-nerd (Now I finally tag YOU >:3) @stupidocornetto @callofwinter

[viddles-is-a-nerd]

(Thanks for tagging me :3)

Idel a is a news

I mean better than I’d do I got the is a at least lol

@cantspellanexitey @sleepybunnysnail @n0turexosk3llington @wooteena @romeos-demise

Good luck <3

[sleepybunnysnail]

@viddles-is-a-nerd if you think THAT was better than you thought you’d do there’s something seriously wrong

Anyways, here’s my attempt:

Xkrfkhbbjgsbahl

Yeah…. I can’t judge can I? I got like…. 4 letters correct.

Yay…

@aussiebeth @salems3v3rwatching3y3s @sugar-blaze @aiden-star @redrose3912 @kustarbush @khaos-creator

[3v3rs33ing3y3s]

ooo whoa okay- was not expecting a tag but we'll take it, looks fun :p

umm- hold on gotta see if there's a way to add numbers to the phone keyboard-

oh this is weird- got it tho

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Salems3c24wwtchinf3y3s

oh hey- that's pretty close- 17/22

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anyone free to join we don't got anyone to tag ;-;

[mangomybeloved]

this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

[greentrickster]

Adding to this: a hotwheels/matchbox car.

Not only do they make great stim/fidget toys (rolling the tires with your finds, rolling them back and forth absently with one hand while you pay attention to something else, rubbing thumb over its various textures, et cetera), you can drive it along flat surfaces while making driving noises and use it to take silly 'showing off/check out my car' pictures.

Fits right in your purse or pocket. And yes, getting a mini Batmobile does still make you the coolest kid on the playground.