Trademarked™

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[edw-lugh]

Daily affirmations:

No one will find the picture in your attic.

It's not your fault the person made of cadavers you sew together and you revived killed your family.

It's perfectly normal to enter your house climbing like a lizard.

The fact that you killed a man doesn't make you guilty, it was just your silly alter ego.

That raven who won't stop saying "nevermore" is an asshole, don't listen to it.

Your fiancé is definitely NOT hiding his mad spouse in his attic.

The big ass dog that killed members of your family isn't real, dw.

You deserve revenge for having been abused as a child, go back to moors and show them!

Go and kidnap that singer!

[graceebooks]

the bitch wife should be one of the most revered and respected archetypes in our culture and yet she is constantly mocked and derided smh

[frogus]

Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before

The therapist: yeah, so there's other chairs in this room

[cryptotheism]

You can make birds so simple

[im-mender]

oracle bone script

bronze script

seal script

[cryptotheism]

I literally applied for access to a chinese digital repository of Zhou era pottery artifacts to make this.

[cryptotheism]

We can make birds simpler than our wildest dreams

[softasadove]

we have a social responsibility to sexualize the elderly

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

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Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[sqwick]

Eartha Kitt's career is just so iconic because there's no way you don't know her even if you don't know you know her. You like Christmas music ok well she's Santa Baby. You like Disney animated movie ok well she's Yzma. You like Disney Channel original movie ok well she's Madame Zeroni. You like comic book ok well she is Cat Woman. She won.

[dream0holder]

You like making the racist wife of a war mongering president cry on national television? She did that

[amaditalks]

You like laughing at the very idea of needing a man? She's your role model.

[clockworkbuck]

​she was also a very cool activist and its worth looking up everything shes done

Eartha Kitt - Wikipedia

Eartha Kitt - Wikipedia

[surrealtiktoks]

[normal-horoscopes]

It's baphomet

[ink7blot]

it’s baphomet

[ciceroandthelistener]

[normal-horoscopes]

It's Baphomet Friday

[sweetsweetemo]

fat people should be allowed to kill over backhanded compliments. you agree

[1percentcharge]

if I ever met Ryan Gosling I would be like omg Ryan I loved you in hey girl I mean they

[angelverine]

happy fingers in his mouth friday

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

so we do it very slowly then

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.

tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

we need visionaries like yourself in public office

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[stillnotyourmusebitch]

[miuushi]

HELLOOOOO, STOBOTNIK NATION👋👋