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thebeast-official-account

THE BEAST has a big nose for SNIFFING OUT YOUR SINS

moveslikekeithrichards

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

ashubii

This is why I have TikTok

toskarin

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

foone

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

fuckinnear

toskarin

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

crowteeth

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

toskarin

I would have paddled away quickly

toskarin

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

demonicseries

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

toskarin

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

toskarin

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

slurpygunch

you should teach them

toskarin

I will.

toskarin

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

toskarin

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix

their brains became AEROSOLS IN THEIR SKULLS.

toskarin

what?? no

at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix

correction, some of their brain cells turned to glass, unless you want to bitch about the Smithsonian's knowledge base. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mount-vesuvius-turned-mans-brain-cells-glass-180976073/

toskarin

that just doesn't sound correct. they should verify this information

pink-thing-enjoyer

How about if instead of encouraging them we instead CHALLENGE them to survive a fictional catastrophe

Like there's no way this bozo is surviving the fires of ibis

toskarin

not only could I survive that, but I could do it a second time

toskarin

I mean they were pretty stupid for staying at a volcano during an eruption. the volcano is the most dangerous place to be, in that sort of scenario

for-the-urizen

What you seem to not understand is that when volcanoes erupt the way Mount Vesuvius did, your survival is dependant on whether or not you're close enough to a ship when it happens. It doesn't matter how smart you are, your IQ cannot outrun a catastrophic volcanic eruption. If you're going to criticize them for anything, it should be their decision to settle near an active volcano in the first place.

toskarin

as was previously established, my large IQ can outrun many things, so I do not imagine a volcano would be that much more difficult

hellsitegenetics

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yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay, ill reblog that

turtlefordestiel

Question/gen if you jumped in the ocean and stayed under for a while could you possibly survive?

toskarin

you don't need need to do all that. you will find the solution is much simpler

olyrik

Please, share your wisdom, what is the simple solution!

toskarin

you just leave

campyvillain

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

swagophile

Me ifni waw in fnaf

me: hi bonny

bonny: hi

me: No more killing. Cant we just get along? Lets be friend?

bonny: No im evil I have to kill adults

Me: but im still a kid bonny.. on the inside..

bonny: [pressing his hand on the window] like.. me...

me: [pressing my hand back tarzan style] Yes bonny... Like you..

bonny: i... i want to be friends...

me: okay bonny.. we can be friends..

freddy: Step aside boner lets kill this f*ggot

pocketss

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

memorycycle

selling slightly chewed on DS cartridges

lindleland

selling lightly fucked 3DS cartridges

notahorseindisguise

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

prokopetz

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

drunkenlemur

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

prokopetz

Hasbro has indeed spent the last several years pushing back against dragonfucking jokes so hard that they've gone as far as to revise some of the setting lore to imply that dragons don't even fuck each other, but they haven't yet had the guts to pull the trigger on taking the option of literal dragon ancestry off the table for sorcerers.

(The 5.5E writeup for dragon-blooded sorcerers does list "making a bargain" with a dragon above the actual-ancestry option, though, which is funny as hell. Yeah, I'll bet it was a mutually beneficial exchange!)

catgirlmimikyu

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

catgirlmimikyu

sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine

whiteshakira

1 time i watched this youtube video called "every time a person of color has had a line in the harry potter movies" & it was only like 10 minutes long but also the "person of color" with by far the most lines was this shrunken head with a jamaican accent

desert-palm

captain-acab

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)