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the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people
I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again
and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name
“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”
Good for them!
love the CC function on emails. "you should know about this but you don't have to take care of it."
love the BCC function even more. "you shouldn't know about this but you can eavesdrop. keep it to yourself." ok then 💅✨
the thing that's dumb about the whole "can you be a fan of a video game if you're watching gameplay on youtube rather than playing the game yourself" discourse, is that people keep comparing that to "reading the wikipedia summary", when to me it's more comparable to "listening to an audiobook" because listening to a story being read is a fundamentally different experience from reading the book yourself, But i think it would be strange if people argued that listening to an audiobook means you're not experiencing the story at all. just because it's not the way you're generally suppose to engage with books as medium.
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This never stops being hilarious
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HONK
Every once in a while I've seen the sentiment like "I can't believe I'm still blocked by [person] for [thing that happened forever ago]" and I dunno, I kind of operate under the assumption that most people don't revisit their blocklists. Least of all to pass through it and judge which accounts are now unblock-worthy.
Like if you found me slightly annoying once in 2016 I simply assume I'm blocked forever.
so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.
@thatlittleegyptologist
Judge OP’s heart
I laughed, I lighten his heart.
His heart shall be heavier for this.
saw an ad outside a local restaurant that said "have a star-crossed dinner this valentine's day"
do...do people not know being star-crossed is bad?
"come here and have a dinner that's cursed by fate"
But also I think most misogynistic heterosexual men genuinely believe women cheating in relationships is inherently worse than men cheating in relationships. They’d stay friends with their homeboy who can’t keep his dick in his pants but they think a woman deserves to be stoned to death if she was talking to another man while in a relationship. They think men cheating is NBD and women cheating is a sign all women are evil.
I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.
I have said it before but (mostly cis) men have the situational awareness of a fucking gnat and then become irritated when women are more aware of their surroundings. A dude on TikTok made a video about basic etiquette for male hikers to follow to keep from frightening solo female hikers and it was common curtesies like “announce your presence to avoid startling a fellow hiker” and “do not follow women” and “do not ask potentially concerning questions like ‘are you alone?’” and you would have thought he asked these men to transfer $10k to a woman’s bank account right now. Asking why they should INCONVENIENCE themselves to make women safe, mocking women for being afraid of strangers on trails. Bitch, your rugged masculinity will not save you from a guy with a knife in a secluded place. No, other humans are generally not the greatest threat on a hike but you should still remain aware of them and lone women have a completely valid reason to try to avoid strangers, I’m sorry if that hurts your little feelings.
“I’d never date a bisexual man because I’d be afraid he would leave me for another man.” what if your next heterosexual boyfriend leaves you for your mom and you have to see him at every family gathering and she makes you call him dad? would that be a fucked up or what?
has anyone ever noticed that really misogynistic men will neg women and scrutinize their bodies but have a meltdown if their dick is criticized? telling your girl you’re not attracted to her A cup boobs and making fun of her labia is fine but if she mentions their dick is small and not as satisfying as a previous sexual partner, they want her crucified for body-shaming and bulling them and hurting their feelings oh so badly. and it is kind of a trump card because women are so used to having their bodies and their sexual appeal criticized and tied to their self worth that they can stomach these comments far better than a man who has just been informed his penis is slightly smaller than preferable. it’s a low blow but it’s so difficult to feel bad for them if they’ve been dishing it out
