Status of Vampires vs Cowboys:
I can see it clearly before me:
After foxing out and hoodwinking (and killing, at times) his affiliates, Nobody found the immense silver treasure hidden in a dusty and foremost dead mine tunnel, given up decades ago.
It turns out there was something Nobody didn't expect.
Damn it's so much silver!
It was more than he could possibly remove without years of coming and going shoveling wagon loads day and night. Somebody was here before him and built a furnace to help himself with the shiny metal.
With that lot of silver, it wouldn't be worth anything at all. So he took enough that his horse could bear while prices are still high.
And so he lived a life to his fullest in the West where water and women were abundant. But growing old is only for the toughest of men in a land where many die young.
Nobody, now in a ripe age of 70 felt a sting which didn't want to go away.
Let's get back to that silver and build a town around it.
And so he returned back to the town near the dusty mine. Cue Tuco, who also managed to make it to his 70s in his search of the silver. Ofc they clash but suddenly all fighting was put to hold because suddenly dead people appearing öfter than usual. And no drip of blood in them neither!
Ofc them vampires! Somehow something must have tipped them off so they came over from Transylvania. As Nobody and Tuco join forces (for now! Again!) to fight off vampires, they barely manage to get away with their skin on.
Looks like they must be invincible.
Nobody said gritty biting his everlasting cigarillo, a habit he couldn't put off. They didn't even care about holy places like churches.
Both of our old close-to-be heroes find themselves in the mines as they found out the vampires were reluctant about entering the mines.
Let's make silver bullets!
So they did and started on attacking the vampires. That worked out!
As a matter of fact, this worked so well the few town people who stayed alive learned about this and retreated to the mines and helped to make bullets en masse.
Then they found a gatling.
Forget plomo o plata. It's only plata now!
So they started rampaging through the lot of vampires with silver bullets until the few vampires fled and left.
Up till today this place is called Silverado.
