That Rest Au Rant Guy

32 An incomprehensible mashup of a personal Britcom blog and stuff from my WIP Rest Au Rant

[i-like-rocks22]

I have just seen someone on Instagram asking what your Taskmastersona is and I thought, hey, I know a place that will enjoy this.

Reblog and tell me in the tags who your Taskmastersona is!

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[capinejghafa]

THE MUMMY (1999) dir. STEPHEN SOMMERS

[emmy0388]

Ah yes. One of the pillars of my childhood.

[willgrahamscock]

I spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

what?

[fa660t]

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

oh ok thanks

[valleydean]

The show's been off for 6 years and the cw is barely a network anymore. The WB is about to be absorbed. This social media manager is just destiel posting for the love of the game at this point

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[42ndblog]

Monster of the Week: Dinner

Fans: This show hasn’t been good since season 2

[hoping-for-novelty]

[tehnakki]

I adore this human being SO MUCH.

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[niceinchnails]

Everyone. This is NOT a drill. I have hacked into the backend of [tumblr]. I'll save us all.

[duckdotcom]

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

[duckdotcom]

[husband]

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this