[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[tropiyas]

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

[tropiyas]

boots with the curse

[plastiboo]

[larval-tear]

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

[blackpyrefly]

stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches

[larval-tear]

*sigh* who goes there..

[bathroomcube]

do any other men want to lay around and smoke weed and kiss each other or is it just me ???!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!!!!??!?!?!?!?!

[bathroomcube]

me because im the only man in the whole wide world that wants to do this literally nobody else even likes pot or kissing

[pukicho]

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

[noahsworld96-deactivated2025052]

does this work on babies and children?

[pukicho]

what is man but an animal playing god?

[knightsickness]

the energy of danganronpa 2 is so funny because at least half of the cast just obviously isn’t paying attention. like you’re in the dining hall and you talk to gundham and he says some shit like ‘hmph… she’s got that wuthering heights pussy….’ and ibuki’s like ‘call that a kate bush!!’ and then you just. talk to chiaki to advance the plot

[puyopuyo]

how much water did u drink today ?

1,000,000,000,000 gigaslurps 😁

[puyopuyo]

and still slurping

[guysonroblox]

SAAFGHHDHFHGHHAGHGDHSFADFHGHGHHHHASDHHHH????????? ??????? ??????????

[angelicguy]

It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

[blackvelvetofnight]

guy finds a beetle in his apartment and texts his roommate hey did you invite someone over

[rnismatch]

No I cant go to your house because your water is too small I will only drink big water or huge water

[cheddar-baby]

[v1leblood]

divorce is so funny. like never mind

[comment-tube]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[innocentheartmurmur-deactivated]

no because whats wrong with being a fujoshi neurosurgeon