hal lives here.

they personal blog no reblog bait, notes games, or chain letters please

[49telecast]

hi i’m hal.

i reblog things i like or think are funny.

i edit this post every now and then.

interests: limbus company, milgram, MY OCS💥💥💥💥 (you can’t see them here), args of dubious quality, ninjago, milky subway, some other things i can’t remember that i’ll add later.

i also have a neocities site, but i’m still working on it. only works on desktop, by the way.

mortiisplace

> tags i use

limbusmaxxing - limbus company stuff.

[teathattast]

[49telecast]

that one post “you guys would fuck a fence if it was white” keeps flashing in my mind as i scroll through the tumblr sexyman brackets

[retroactivelover]

Benadryl madness masterpost

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

legendary scrandle pull

[blog-but-its-only-bloodymary]

One last bloodymary before I self destruct

[captain-price-returns]

[knilolas]

[newporters]

oh waiterrrr more posts like these please!

[newporters]

[newporters]

[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[tech-obsessed-shark]

updates my oc for art fight and runs away

Art Fight

An art gifting game

my artfight

[girlmuppet]

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yeah hang on

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

ignore the title of this google doc because it's a long story but it's a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo

this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that's about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it

this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion

bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro

also you can make the flatbread yourself it's super quick!!

oh hey I'm eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it's mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it

don't let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.

this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.

[dragonforsale]

These are my two favorite comfort foods. They're very easy to make and dont take long to cook.

Garlic butter rice

Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)

[shadowblinder]

this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn't eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

If you have a crockpot, I do a really good pulled pork carnitas that is:

Pork - any cut boneless

Onions- chopped anyway you like

Orange juice - about one cup (you can use about 2 tablespoons of the condensed frozen stuff if you have it)

Root beer, pepsi, or other cola soda - about one cup

Preferred chili mix seasoning - 1-2 packets depending on how intense you like your flavoring and how much pork you put in

Garlic - as much as you wanna, specifically smashed not cut

Canned or frozen corn - to your preference

Dump all that into your crockpot in the morning (or the night before) and let it run on low until dinner. Cook some rice if you feel like it, or just serve over tortillas.

[anarchblr]

bro WTF, I wanna try this just for the sheer shit of it

[azuremist]

“So what? Are you saying my suffering meant nothing? That if I'd just waited ten years, people would've understood, so I should've just endured it?”

“The idea that if I'd been born just a little later, I might have been saved- something like that isn't hope. It's disgusting.”

[quixotic-dragon]

Personal gold stars

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[radiofreederry]

[max1461]

Please, the Zweihänder is a specialist weapon for breaking pike formations. Are your coworkers in a pike formation? Are they blocking your advance with a wall of thorny death? No? Then what the hell is a Zweihänder gonna do?

Really wanna fuck up your coworkers? Halberd from the elevator. Polearms have the range you need. Doors open, skewer Steve from accounting, doors close. Ride it back down, doors open, skewer Laura at the front desk. Back up, open doors, stab Jason, repeat. They call security? You’ve got feet of range on that motherfucker. Dinky little baton ain’t shit next to a Halberd. I’ve pulled the old elevator Halberd at five, six of my jobs over the years and they never see it coming. Until it’s too late, that is. Just a little tip for ya. Keep the change.

[theboombutton]

Please do note that halberds, because of their asymmetric weight distribution, will be most effective in workplaces with open office plans where there's room to wind up again after a chop. If your workplace is dominated by narrow hallways, you may find the glaive more effective due to its superior maneuverability.

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy