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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation
Yeah, I am going to signal boost this rq
This map has since been updated, as of 26-8-2023 this is the most current version
Quarantine Asks: Questions You Usually Wouldn’t Think of Asking But You’re Bored AF
Animated character that was your gay awakening?
Grilled cheese or PB&J?
What show/YouTube video(s) do you put on in the background when you when you don’t have anything to watch but you want something on?
Your go-to bar order, if you drink?
What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?
Top three cuisines?
What was your first word as a child (that wasn’t a variation of “Mom” or “Dad”)?
What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?
Look up. What’s directly across from you?
Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?
Preferred way to spend a rainy day?
What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?
Brunch or midnight snacks?
Favorite mug you own
What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?
Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)
Fruity or herbal teas?
What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?
That book you were forced to read for class but actually ended up enjoying?
Do you match your socks?
Have you ever been horseback riding?
What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)
Have you ever been to jail?
What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?
Puzzles?
You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?
What section do you immediately head for when you walk into a bookstore?
What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?
Who’s your go-to musical artist when you’re feeling upbeat?
Where could someone find you in a museum?
What’s that one outfit in your closet you never get the chance to wear but want to?
Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?
If you could own any non-traditional pet (dogs, cats, fish, rodents, etc), what would it be?
Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?
You have to get one meme tattooed on your body, what meme is it and where does it go?
Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with
Lakes, rivers, or oceans?
Favorite mid-2000s song
How do you dress when you’re home alone?
Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?
Knives or swords?
A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving
Pick an old-school Disney Channel Original Movie
Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?
Name a classic Vine
What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?
How do you top your ice cream?
Do you like Jello?
What’s something that you don’t have a picture of that you wish you did?
How are you at climbing trees?
What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services.
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I could use that.
I so wish bobs burgers was real so i could be a passerby....ur friends invite u out to eat and ur like ok and u show up and the owner is standing out front screaming at the italian guy across the street....u bypass him and go inside and ur like isnt this the restaurant that got busted for serving human flesh and ur friends are like ya....u look at the chalkboard and it says the burger of the day is the texas chainsaw massa-curd burger and ur like ok....theres a teenage girl under one of the tables and shes like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..there sre two guys that appear to be a gay couple at the counter and one of them has the worst toupee youve ever seen in your life, the other one is literally always here like every time youve been here hes here.....ur waitress is 9....at no point are u offered a beverage
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*Speaking quickly* So before Halloween I decided to get online and try to look for some abandoned cemeteries.
So I ended up finding one but it was in the middle of the woods so I decided to just plug some coordinates and take a chance. And I found something a helluva lot scary.
As I am walking the path to find this abandoned cemetery, um… *voice getting louder* Hands! Hands! Everywhere!!
By now you’re probably thinking to yourself, easyise, hands don’t just crawl what are you talking about? You would be correct.
Um- SPIDERS! FUCKING SPIDERS! DRACULARACHNIDS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND!!!
So after pissing myself and driving home, uh- I came home and looked it up on the internet and found exactly what it was I saw.
*Louder voice but not quite yelling* And here it is fam! Uh people like to call ‘em golden silk orb weaver *voice getting louder* but I like to call them NIGHTMARE FUEL DIPPED IN YELLOW FUCKING PAINT.
*Yelling* YOU SEE THE UNHOLY SIZE OF- THERE IS NOTHING AMAZING ABOUT THAT ON YOUR FACE!!
WHAT KIND OF ALIEN VS PREDATOR SCP SATAN SHIT-
IS THAT ONE EATING A FUCKING BIRD?!?!
THIS THING IS LIKE VOLDEMORT FUCKED A DEMAGORGON BUT SURE LET’S PUT IT ON A GREETING CARD!!!
*In a incredulous tone* SATAN DOESN’T EXIST?!?! THEN WHY WAS I MET WITH A FOREST-FUL OF THIS SHIT?
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!
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I know the Star Wars extended universe treats “spice” like it’s this big scary drug, but I kind of like to imagine that it’s basically just space weed, and the only reason Han got in trouble with the Imperials over Jabba’s cargo is that he was evading import tariffs.
If we’re just looking at mentions in the original trilogy, is there evidence it’s even a drug and not something you put on bland food to make it taste like something? What if Han was just carrying a cargo of like cilantro, mint, etc, none of which grow on Tattooine and are thus highly expensive and heavily taxed commodities?
I am fully prepared to believe that the infamous Han Solo ended up in a life-or-death vendetta with the most notorious crime lord in the galaxy because somebody didn’t want to declare taxes on three thousand kilos of cilantro.
Every who pays a certain amount of attention to Star Wars knows this story already, but I was lucky enough to hear it recounted first-hand last year, so I’m gonna give it yet another retelling.
So The Husband and I were at Sci-fi Weekender (a British based annual Sci-fi and Fantasy convention) last year, and one of the guests that year was Kevin J Anderson, one of the very notable Star Wars Expanded Universe writers. During one of the events, a quiet little interview in a cafe on the event site, he fielded a question from an audience member about what it was like to write for a franchise like Star Wars which often had lots of cooks working on one broth, and he had the following to say (wording recounted as best as I can from memory):
“So in one of my stories, Han Solo, he, he travels to this asteroid planet called Kessel, which is where a lot of Spice comes from, these Spice Mines of Kessel, and I got to really describe the effects of this Spice, this terrible drug and the addiction and all this and before publication I get this call, I get this call from the lawyers, and they say “Kevin, you say in this story that Spice is a drug, you can’t say that, you can’t say that Spice is a drug”, and I say “What? What do you mean it’s not a drug, of course it’s a drug”, and they say “Han Solo used to smuggle Spice, and you cannot, let us be clear, you cannot imply that the Hero of Star Wars used to be a drug dealer”. And I just stood there, at a loss for words, and I eventually said “So what is it then?” and they said to me, very sternly, “It’s a food-additive”. Now, now obviously this is ridiculous, and I won’t back down, and they won’t back down, and none of us will back down, and the book is very close to getting pulled, which I don’t want because I worked hard on it and they don’t want because they already paid me the advance, and eventually, with this great air of superiority they say “OK Kevin, we’ll take this to the top. WE’LL TAKE THIS TO GEORGE”. And they go to all this trouble, this was a long while ago when such things were not so easy to arrange, they go to all this trouble to set up a conference call with all of them and me and with George Lucas and they say “George, Kevin is trying to say in his new book that Spice is a drug, it’s a food additive, tell him it’s not a drug, George”. And there’s this long silence on the other end of the line and eventually George says “It is a drug, though. It’s, it’s a drug, it’s a food-additive? What? Of course it a drug, it’s space heroin, what else would it be? What?” And that was then end of that.“
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underwater rhymes and underwater funk
he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk
with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk
he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk
on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk
he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk
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this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade
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u could have told me thede were real John Mulaney tweets and i would have believed every word
If I was going to put the Horrible Goose in a D&D game, I wouldn’t make it some big high-CR threat – it’d just be a regular goose that’s capable of regular goose stuff, with three significant exceptions:
1. It can show up anywhere, even if there’s no reasonable way for it to have gotten there.
2. It seems to have limited ontological intertia. If the players imprison it, it vanishes from its prison when they’re not looking. If they kill it, another goose shows up eventually. It’d be impossible to prove that it’s always the same goose, save for the third notable trait…
3. …namely, that it doesn’t show up in divinations. Like, at all. Predictions don’t take it into account. Scrying on its location reveals an empty room. Spells that would detect it or read its mind act like there’s no valid target present. If the cleric communes with their god and asks about it, their god has no idea what the cleric is talking about. It might take some doing to arrange for the players to become aware of this property, so don’t force it – the opportunity will arise!
There we go. No goofy boss monster tricks, yet it’s guaranteed to drive your players nuts – not even by harassing them, necessarily, but just by existing as they try to figure out what it means, particularly once they learn of the third trait discussed above.
I hate it. It’s going in every game I run forever
You’re absolutely right, I gotta keep it fresh. It’s now a shapeshifter, a different small innocuous animal form in each game. The players are mystified until finally one realizes “is this that fucking goose again” and they finally end my existence
I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.
Lizzo: Hey boy, what’cha say boy?
Griffin: genuine wrestle boys?
Lizzo: like a gameboy, hit my phone boy,
Griffin: he’s just a skin boy,
Lizzo: Are you alone boy?
Griffin: Where’s my boy?!
Lizzo: got a boy with degrees, a boy in the street,
Griffin: get riddled with these handsome boys!
Lizzo: shhheesh, it’s all Greek to me, got this boy speakin’ Spanish:
Justin: I’m a fancy boy!!
Lizzo: I. Like. Big boys,
Justin: dirty boys,
Lizzo: Mississippi Boys,
Griffin: really rowdy boys,
Lizzo: I like the pretty boys,
Griffin: my sweet boy!
Lizzo: getcha nails did,
Justin: my BOY!!
Lizzo: I like a big beard,
Griffin: little punk boi,
Lizzo: I don’t discriminate,
Griffin: Clyde, you beautiful boy!
Lizzo: From the playboys, to the gay boys, go and slay boys, you my fave boys!
Griffin: There’s a good boy!
Justin: (hey), heyy!
Griffin: hey there’s a-
Justin: -that’s…
Griffin: now THAT’S a boy that I can get in to!
Justin: aHA-that’s a perfect boy-hehe!
was playing a game called Long Story and it’s set in a middle school and it’s a choose your own adventure type deal and its lgbt and poc rep is amazing you can choose your own pronouns and date whoever u want... it’s a really cute game and has some important messages in it.... I’m not done with it yet I just completed chapter 5 n I’m saving the rest for tomorrow
[ID: A screenshot from the game. The remains of a frog is laying on a tray on a desk. A dialogue box from the character Colin says, “I named him Jason Fundeburker.” /END ID]
also they referenced otgw so very good thank you for my rights long story please play this game
also something unique about this game is that even though it’s marketed as a dating sim you can choose not to date anyone and explicitly state you’re not interested in it! so my aspec friends who might not be comfortable with that aspect of the game, go crazy go stubid
Elias: no one knows what the Archivist is going to do next, least of all the Archivist. He’s never been an avatar before, he’s as confused as you are!
Elias: The updates, they’re not always bad. Sometimes they’re just odd. It’ll be like, “The Archivist got lost in the tunnels?” I didn’t know he knew about those.
Elias: the creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the Archivist at all. You’re down in your office like, “Hey, has anyone… has anyone heard—” [vague muttering noises]
Elias: Those are those quiet days when the other avatars are like, “It looks like the Archivist has finally calmed down.” And then ten seconds later the Archivist is like, “I’m yeeting myself into a magic coffin to save my friend and maybe die. I’ve got brain powers and I’m full of stupid, I’m the Archivist!”
Elias: That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking Archivist
