I Made This Blog When I Was Like 12

(Not even a Canadian) A 'smooth lil player' as named by Len. Yup, so this is my blog, you've found it, welcome and stuff.

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i’m dead

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every lesbian overwatch player i talk to says Ana Amari is their favorite and what is it about that woman that’s a lesbian magnet

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a mood

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so i went trough some of my old pictures and found thi

i do say this junkrat nailed his cosplay

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the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

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very odd

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literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

[norhuu]

”Children, behave!” 

[erikaschnellert]

Stranger Things is an amazing show. I can’t recommend it enough.

This comic isn’t very spoilery but it won’t make a lot of sense until you’ve watched the show. The entire first season is on Netflix. Go check it out!

[saathi1013]

okay but like THERE IS AN ACTUAL CONNECTION:

“When Millie auditioned, she had long brown hair down past her shoulders. But Eleven was written as having hair “buzzed almost to the scalp.” Millie and her parents were understandably hesitant to chop it all off. Would it look ugly? Would it cost her other roles? Fortunately, Mad Max: Fury Road was about to come out, so we pulled out a magazine photograph of Charlize Theron as Furiosa and showed it to Millie. “Charlize looks totally badass, right?” Millie agreed; Charlize looked badass. And that was it: She agreed to buzz it all off.

“When the day of the haircut finally arrived, Millie’s mom brought out a camcorder, while her dad ran away with tears in his eyes, unable to watch. It was a pretty dramatic scene. But also very quick. Within 10 minutes we had shaved it all off and slapped a fake “11” tattoo on Millie’s wrist. Millie looked at herself in the mirror, gave her best Furiosa scream — and Eleven was born.”

(source: ew.com)

I just.  LITTLE GIRLS BEING INSPIRED BY FURIOSA WHILE GROWN MEN CRY.

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first day of 2018: some ugly youtuber with bad hair films, exploits, and makes a mockery of a suicide victim

second day of 2018: the president has a big dick contest with kim jong un and threatens nuclear war

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When I graduated high school, I got all of my favourite teachers “Sorry for your loss,” cards that I presented with the utmost gravitas, and my 2018 goal is to once again achieve that level of self-esteem and absolute dedication to perpetual fuckery.

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We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

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A friendship blossoms \o/

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Te pasaste xD

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do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

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I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel

[zorzaa]

Hope ya like it!

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this mod already has a 10/10 from me and i haven’t even downloaded it

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dear god, let it be enough

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i took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it

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I AM WHEEZING

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why are people so mean towards mass effect andromeda

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Whenever I bring up people being unfair towards Mass Effect: Andromeda, I’m not talking about people being upset about the m/m romance options. That was a valid complaint, that was a valid criticism.

I’m talking about the people that are just relentlessly unfair about everything else. People that condemned the whole game based on animations? It’s not as though BioWare is a company known for its graphical fidelity or its facial animations. It’s not as though it’s a game where you don’t have the ability to customize your protagonist–and any game that gives you this ability, to account for all the possible outcomes of player character faces will have simpler facial animations than say, something that’s been completely motion-capped for a specific actor’s face. 

I’m talking about the people who are angry that it’s not the Mass Effect Trilogy, the people that wanted Shepard back. It was never going to BE the Mass Effect trilogy. Mass Effect: Andromeda was supposed to be a stand-alone, away from the trilogy, an attempt to continue writing in the Mass Effect universe even though Shepard’s story was over. There was no way they could have expanded off of Mass Effect 3 and there was no way they could have brought Shepard back. They wanted something new, they wanted something different, they wanted something a little more light-hearted so they could have fun.

I’m talking about the people who insist this is the worst game ever made because of a few hiccups and short-fallings. The people that insist that because Mass Effect: Andromeda failed, BioWare is a failed company and everything they make is perpetually going to be terrible.

Fuck that shit. Fuck all of it. Mass Effect: Andromeda is a fun game with a positive vibe that feels good to play with all the negativity in the world surrounding me. They could have so easily slipped and turned it into a colonization simulator, but they avoided that, and actually address that a couple of times. 

And now, because a bunch of people got all up in arms about a couple of hiccups, the Mass Effect franchise is on ice and we might never see anything new for it again, and some people aren’t giving a game they might sincerely enjoy a chance.

Why. Why are people so mean to this game.

[tea-drinking-kitty]

Just throwing my opinion out into the wind but:

Because of all the negativity surrounding Andromeda I was really reluctant to play it, since I was a huge fan of the trilogy. Well I decided to give Andromeda a chance and currently in the middle of playing it and while yeah there are a few hiccups (the trilogy was never perfect with its gameplay or animation let’s be honest) but so far Andromeda has been really amazing graphically it’s so pretty and the story is actually good yeah there plot holes but there was plot holes in the trilogy.

I’m excited to finish the game. I hope that bioware decide to pick up mass effect again. I miss the Normandy crew and Shepard but I love Ryder and the Tempest crew too