miscellaneous mischief

Hi, I'm Dorian, I generally reblog whatever I like be it memes, fandom based stuff or whatever. Pronouns are they/them, 27, UK, queer af, raging dyke with a wife, jewish feel free to chat at any time if you want!

[oldmanpusspuss]

genuinely how it feels posting some fuckass thing nobody else gaf about

[userfish]

genuinely crying laughing

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[teaboot]

Three Fuckinh Times Bruh wake me up when we get there

[garaks-padded-bra]

Was playing an x-rated ds9 text adventure game from the 90s with @squimp but the catch was apparently only one character is fuckable and we couldn't figure out who so we gave up after half an hour and beat garak to death

[stupidestasshole]

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

[myjourneywithfnd]

I saw a video today from a chronically ill woman about the fact you can feel so guilty when doing fun things.

She talks about how, as a kid, you learn to finish work before you can play and that you take this with you into adulthood. So you keep the mindset of having to finish 'have to' tasks/chores before being allowed to 'play'.

But when you're chronically ill, this is literally impossible! If you'd do that it would be all work and never play. That wouldn't be healthy at all. We need to remind ourselves of this. We don't need to feel guilty for doing something fun!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you accidentally hurt someone or cross their boundaries and they make you aware of this, literally all you have to do is apologize and stop. You don't have to beat yourself up internally for months. You don't have to hate yourself for fucking up. You don't have to feel like a horrible person. No one benefits from any of that - and at worst, such an extreme reaction will make the person in question less likely to speak up around you in the future, cause even if your negative reaction is directed at yourself and not at them, it's still unpleasant for everyone involved.

[zanephillips]

The Simpsons 8.10 "The Springfield Files"

[importantcatpics]

[ancientgeek]

[tiredfoxtf]

Shout out to this person's meat craving bunny.

[mr-leach]

My own son??? Happy to see ME??? For real?!?

[revivivivify]

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[sophiehelgagoughfives]

calm down guys, it's only the 8th

[inthefallofasparrow]

At this rate, Caesar won't even show up on the day. You tipped him off.

[athesists]

It’s a cannon event

[inthefallofasparrow]

[datasoong47]

I mean, he was very much warned and still showed up

[whataboutmysanity]

In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[tall]

[xanaxfarts]

Shearing half a sheep seemed a simple way to show a season's growth of wool, but photographer Cary Wolinsky was wrong. The half-shorn sheep tended to lose their balance and topple to wool-ward. It took many tries before merino sheep number 30 “became our hero," Wolinsky said.

[shewolfofvilnius]

*photographer wants to take a cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics* is an all-timer of a story