Everything's easy when you're a casual like me

Arthyr, pronounced Arthur. Ya friendly neighborhood angry trans boi. I reblog what I like fite me. There are so many inside jokes, I am so sorry. FAQ is outta date. Header & Icon is by SaltyLenpai. Surprisingly not a furry.

[missharpersworld]

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

But here we are.

[motherbychoice]

Care to debate abortion?

Nah

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

Mood. -V

[kiwianaroha]

This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was. 

Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”

 All conversation died.

I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.

The Devil’s Advocate was among us.

And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.

So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away. 

Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.

tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.

[awesome-picz]

World’s Most Photogenic Shar Pei And His Cat Are The Best Friends Ever

[sockablock]

“Take It Back,” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Nautical Wheelers,” by Jimmy Buffet,

“Jolly Mon Sing,” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Steamer,” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Treat Her Like a Lady!” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Manana!” by Jimmy Buffett!

“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,

“Havana Daydreaming!” by Jimmy Buffett,

What the FUCK happened to you?!!

—I had a case of the Mondays—

Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED??You used to be my BROTHER!

—I had a case of the Mondays!

[bedwyrssong]

This user’s Nagini tweets have been making me laugh for at least an hour.

[hivs]

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

[antidevelopment]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[salmonpynk]

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

[mxnrique]

people of color: we’re excited to see remakes of shows that have characters that look like us. it makes us feel represented and that’s great.

the whites who have 200+ shows with characters that look like them:

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

LGBTQIA+: it’s nice to see characters and romances like us every once in a while. it makes us feel represented and that’s great.

The CisHets™:

[thinster13]

Women: hey it’s nice to see a movie with more than one woman where they’re not overly sexualized or a love interest! It feels really nice to be represented as more than an object for once!

Men:

[lesbian-penguin-blog]

Not all white people are like that.

Not all cisgender people are shit

Not all men are like that

[mxnrique]

IF YOU’RE “NOT LIKE THAT” THEN THIS DOESN’T INCLUDE YOU BUT SINCE U FELT THE NEED TO ADD THIS THEN CLEARLY IT DOES

[lesbian-penguin-blog]

For all of you rebloging, have you read my URL?

[dont-at-m3]

yes, very good point! lesbians can still be racist! lesbians can still be transphobic!! lesbians can still be complicit in sexism!!! very brave of you to point that out

[eycer]

[blaqfulla]

“Brutus” (2014), Oil on Canvas, 10"×10" by Julian Hsiung // Brandon aka Brandon Cody in “Marshall & Brandon: Bareback” (2012) by Sean Cody

[chad2431]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Y'all leave this artist alone! They were probably trying to get them coins from some unknowing straights and y'all out here exposing them like this!

[fiightingdreamers]

jk rowling and notch are both members of my case study “does being richer than god turn you into a fucking moron” and it turns out the answer is a hard yes

[fiightingdreamers]

it rules that i can tell jkr did something dumb as shit because this gets another surge of notes

[cryptidanthropologist]

taz Amnesty AU: Barry Bluejeans convinces Taako, Merle, and Magnus to play an RPG based on a world they visited in their 100 year journey about fighting monsters (davenport polity refuses it’s not his cup of tea, lucretia is busy chronicling and doesn’t think she’ll be very good and Lup wanted to helped him write the campaign) So when Barry asks who everyone’s playing as ofc taako decides to be the hesitant and lackadaisical hero, merle, the old cantankerous con-man. And when Barry asks Magnus who he’s going to play as he looks Barry and Taako dead in the eyes and says “Lup”.

[voidfizh-archive]

barry: ok but why the rabbit?

magnus, still staring directly @ barry: that’s you

[taakoboutit]

[washingtonhound]

[ggnnbvfgbjmbfgj-deactivated2020]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[dickslapthestate]

So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.

Turns out:

Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:

Hopefully, her recovery goes well.

On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:

[draciformes]

She’s recovering wonderfully and she is not blind and doesnt have any complications! And she rented a full workshop, she used to work literally on the other side of her tiny basically one or two room house but now she has a whole workshop! I’m so happy for her

[ravenhexxx]

This made my fucking day…..I usually only blog about Witchy things but .this just made me smile and laugh so….what is more bewitching that a smile and a laugh …..so fuck it …posted

[geopsych]

Three years ago today. I love this bit of video. Not sure why.

[dearydeerling-deactivated201904]

Because this looks like a Monet painting or an old watercolour anime background come to life?! I was in utter disbelief until it started moving.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

apparently 80s remixes of modern pop songs are a thing. i’m losing my goddamn mind

[anthonycrowleymoved]

what the fuck is going on

[rcmclachlan]

what the fuck is going on is that you’re all fired for not telling me about this sooner