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Maybe I need someone older (like my dad's rival) / Sebastian Vettel x male!reader
Pairing: Sbeastian Vettel x Alonsoson!motogprider!reader
Warnings: Implicatios of homophobia/forced coming out, age gap (15 years)
FC: Valentino Rossi
A/N: I tried to follow the actual 2022 schedule but at some point I changed it so things could match up better. This is vv messy with time lines and pace and I'm sorry about that, this is my first smau, my first time writing for Vettel AND my first x reader, so I'm sorry for any mistakes. I'm still trying to get how to find images, so some aren't the best, sorry. I hope you enjoy it anyway!
@/ynalonso
Gracias, Qatar, nada mal para mi primera carrera! (Thank you, Qatar, not so bad for my first race)
Replies:
user 1: omggg another Alonso on sports!!!
user 2: I was hoping he would end up in f1 but this is great
> user 3: where do u guys know him?? I've been following him since moto2????
> user 2: He's Fernando Alonso son, a f1 champion :D
@/ynalonso
No era el resultado que esperabamos, quizas doy mala suerte JAJAJJ (Not the result we wanted, maybe I give bad luck HAHAHA)
Replies:
user 4: still so cutesy seeing them both on the track :)))
fernandoalo_oficial: jajaj no digas eso, a ver cuando puedo yo ir a verte! (hahah don't say that, let see when can I go see you)
> ynalonso: cuando quieras (whenever you want to)
@/ynalonso
Lo de tener 20 aรฑos y tener que obligar a mi padre a que me compre alcohol que esโฆ (What is this about being 20 and having to force my dad to buy alcohol)
user 5: welcome to the usa y/n!
user 6: y/n and that damn pc why he always has it with him
@/motorgossip
Y/n Alonso and Sebastian Vettel seeing talking and laughing on the Miami paddock! New friendship? We almost never seen yn talking with anyone on the paddock, but we seen him very friendly with the former champion!
Replies:
user 7: a man can't talk with anyone now or what
user 8: are we really this focused on this really?
y/n private story
> urbsf: literally wth u were just talkinggg
@/ynalonso
Lo รบnico bueno de Francia es mi primer podio de la motogp. Gracias equipo, Gracias Papรก por tu apoyo y gracias a mi suerte por haber acabado la carrera (no como en Jerez) (Only good thing about France is my first win on motogp. Thank you team, thank you dad for your support and thank you luck for being able to finish the race (not like in Jerez))
Replies:
user 9: SLAAAYYYYY!
Fernandoalo_oficial: tan orgulloso de ti, y tan feliz de haber estado ahรญ para verlo (I'm so proud of you, and so happy to have been there to see it)
urbsf: THAT'S MY Y/N!!!!!! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
@/ynalonso
Mi padre no acabรณ en el podio pero por lo menos รฉl su carrera en casa si la terminรณ (My dad didn't end on the podium but at least he finished his home race)
Replies:
user 10: he's still so salty about it haha
> user11: what u want him to feel he dnf on spain like yesterday
> user 10: more like 2 weeks ago but okay
@/ynalonso
El verano si puedes disfrutarlo sin tanta calor en alemania. Thx @/urbsf girl for the sunrise pic (Summer can be enjoyed without too much heat on Germany)
Replies:
user 12: I would love to have seen you win on the race of my country :(((
> user 13: girl this is his first year let him catch a breath he's only 20
urbsf: NP!!!!
y/n public story
> urbsf: GIRL Y/N
> urbsf: THIS IS PUBLIC MAN
@/motorgossip
Motogp rider Y/N Alonso (accidentally?) posted last night two stories talking about wanting a man. Is this about a friend? a possible crush? or maybe just drunk delirium? His team deleted them a couple hours later as this was posted around 2 a.m.
Replies:
user 14: call me delusional but maybe he's talking about Sebastian, you have seen how he gets nervous around him and is always trying to see him when he goes watch his father.
> user 15: girl u are delusional, Vettel is like,15 years older than y/n
user 16: i just find it so funny he post in english when drunk lolllzzz I mean, his bsf is literally british, he's probably used to talking in english
user 17: we gonna act surprised when he comes out orrrr????
private chat between y/n and Fernando (*in english for simplicity)
@/motorgossip
Y/n Alonso finally comes out the closet at the end of the race in Assen after a terrible result. The young man was bombed with questions till he reluctantly confirmed the rumors he was gay; but firmly denied liking anyone.
Replies:
user 18: I would be tired too if I had a shit race and all interviewers asked me about was about a drunk story I made and forced me to come out.
user 19: god he only wanna race why has he to be up for this bullshit
user 20: :(((((
@/motorgossip
Fernando Alonso speaks out again since hungary and now in Spa defend his son against the wave of harrasment he's been facing all this month thanks to the recent coming out of the young driver. But surprisingly Sebastian Vettel also speaks out and defend Y/n; could he be the german mistery man Y/n was talking on his drunk stories?
Replies:
user 21: god I hate those insta pages why they always have to gossip that much.
user 22: Now Vettel can't defend someone being harrased without being acused of being in a secret relationship with someone 15 years younger, right
private chat between Sebastian and y/n
y/n private story on Thursday
> urbsf: bffr y/n you like that old man
> y/npriv: he's not that old
@/ynalonso
No es el mejor resultado, pero uno no se puede quejar de casi dos semanas en Japรณn para poder ver la carrera de f1 (Not the best result, but one can't complain about staying almost 2 weeks on Japan to see the f1 race)
Replies:
user 22: who's that man, those aren't y/n hands
user 23: omg is that Sebastian's hands
> user 24: chill out ๐ that's probaby his father or sm
@/ynalonso
Gracias Tailandia, Thank you Thailand, เธเธญเธเธเธธเธเธเธฃเธฐเนเธเธจเนเธเธข.
Replies:
user 25: I LOOOVE seeing him go well
user 26: no mistery man on the photodump???
user 27: WHERE'S THE BF
user 28: I'm a firm believer that pic was Nando and he's not there bc duh he's on a race with f1
@/ynalonso
La carrera fue otro desastre (gracias Espaรฑa) pero por lo menos pude ver a quienes impontan :) (The race was another disaster (thank you Spain) but at least I could visit who matter)
Replies:
Fernandoalo_oficial: ya ni me pones en tus posts, ya no te importo? (Now you dont't even post me, I'm not important to you now?)
> ynalonso: JAJAJ no seas dramรกtico (HAHAH Don't be dramatic)
user 29: wait if that isn't Nando and clearly isn't his friend from the other photo who's that
user 30: guys cmon if that's his bf he probably want privacy!
> user 31: or it's vettel and they are hiding from Nando?
> user 30: and here we go with the mental movies istg this people
@/motordrama
Sebastian Vettel seen around the city in Spain where Y/n Alonso had the last race of this season. Coincidence? Was he visiting him? Is him the mistery man that Y/N has been soft launching?
Replies:
user 32: omg at first I thought it was nothing but this is getting real
user 33: erm am I the only one who find this weird? Y/n is 20 and Vettel is 35โฆ
> user 34: they are both adults bffr
@/ynalonso
Quizรกs deberia haber visitado mรกs a mi padre este aรฑo. Voy a echar de menos ciertas cosas de esta temporada. Pero estoy contento de este aรฑo, de mi debut y de haber conocido a tanta gente. (Maybe I should've visit my father more this year. I'm gonna miss some things about this season. But I'm happy about this year, about my debut and about meeting so much people)
Replies:
Fernandoalo_oficial: Para tanto decir que vienes a verme a mi poco me prestas atenciรณn (All you say that you come to see me but later you almost don't pay attention to me)
user 35: wait if Y/n wasn't there for his dad who was he visiting to?
private chat between Sebastian and y/n
@/ynalonso
tagged: sebastianvettel
It's the start of the season but nothing has changed about how I feel about you since the day I met you. Always yours, Y/n.
I decided to open commissions!! Any questions feel free to ask them! I'm more active on Insta but I'll try to check here too (Plz be patient w me, it's my first time practically and I still need to learn some things with paypal)
Summary: He wants to be a fashion designer, but finds his place on his boss arms when working as a secretary.
Tags: Top Jenson, Bottom Lewis, Secretary au, Masturbation, Creampie, Spanking, Spit As Lube, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Cheating, Alternate Universe - 2000s, Age Difference, Dubious Consent, Boss/Employee Relationship
Notes: I originally posted this on ao3. I'm gonna put here the notes I put on ao3 too. I watched secretary recently and welllllโฆโฆ loved it. There Lewis' gf is invented as Idk his dating record (surprisingly) neither is that important to be a real gf.... This is probably terribly ooc too but Iโm still not that used to RPFs yet and I NEED to keep rotting on slagclarenโฆ.. I have in mind Jense/Lewis in 2007-2009 even if itโs set on early 2000s. This is also a short one but yeahh and im still bad at tags
September 2000
Working with Mr. Button wasnโt what Lewis thought it was gonna be. At first it was the usual secretary job. Answering phone calls, making appointments, preparing his coffee, bringing him photocopies and letters. This wasnโt what Lewis wanted to do forever but he needed money to move to go to his dream fashion designing college. Coming from a poor family never made things easy for him, and now after multiple runs to the hospital for multiple health complications he had his first job.
9 to 5 he came to Mr. Button's office, located in an isolated zone of town. Lewis' job was simple, writing letters and preparing coffee. He liked coffee without much sugar at 11 am and at 1 pm he had lunch. Mr.Button liked everything tidy and always told Lewis how he as his secretary had to bring a good image as thatโs the image his office has.
โHere, Mr.Buttonโ Lewis smiled as he put the plate on Mr.Button desk. The older man looked at him and smiled.
โThank you, Lewis, you can leave early todayโ Mr.Button nodded, looking at his secretary. โI have no work left for youโ
โThanks, Mr.Buttonโ
Both men held each other's gaze a second too long before Lewis eventually left. That moment made both wonder. Mr.Button on one hand wondered if he would ever meet Lewis, the real Lewis, not just the tiny part he let out. Lewis was easy to talk to, approachable, but he was hard to know, to understand whatโs inside that pretty and professional head of his. On the other hand, Lewis wondered when he would feel Mr.Button, what would it take to get to him. Not because he wanted a better salary or an opportunity to sue, but because that man ignited in him this certain feeling he couldnโt describe.
When he reached home after walking, as he was uninterested in driving and didnโt want to spend money on a car when he disliked driving, he greeted his family. They ate lunch together then he went up to shower to get ready for a date. Lewis' girlfriend, Fiona, was Lewis' classmate throughout high school. She was nice, came from a middle class family, her parents loved him and he didnโt have any problem with them. They started dating recently, shortly after his brother married.
When Lewis knocked on Fiona's door he was immediately greeted by her. She hooked her arms around his neck and pulled him for a kiss. He hugged her back, smiling against her lips as they stepped inside the house.
โI missed you so much Lewโ Fiona murmured between kisses. They just stopped so they could walk up the stairs. โMy parents are out of town, you know?โ
โMhm, yeah?โ He murmurs as they walk into Fiona's bedroom. Lewis always felt foreign there, not only in that bedroom but in that house. But he didn't have much time to think as Fiona pulled him into bed, pulling him over her as their lips met again. But it wasnโt gentle as before, it was hungrier, with desire.
Lewis could feel Fiona's hands creeping up his back under her shirt, but it didnโt felt correct. So he tried to fix it, to make it pleasurable for both. He tried to move one of her hands lower, wanting Fiona to grab the curvature of his ass. She moved her hand back up, deepening the kiss. But Lewis tried again to move her hand where he wanted it to be, groaning into her mouth.
Fiona then decided to make it more clear what she wanted of him, she tried to grind her hips against his, gaining a groan out of him. She took that as a green flag, flipping them both over so she is straddling his lap.
โFiona, Iโ Lewis tried to speak, feeling heat rising to his cheeks. โAre you sure about this?โ
โGod, yes Lewโ Fiona sighed, grinding down into him. She moved away only to find a condom on her purse. Lewis tried to think about something, something to get his body to work as he wanted to. This is his girlfriend, heโs supposed to be aroused by her but his body does not seem like cooperating. He started to think about Mr.Button, his hands on his body. He thought of the little touches they shared sometimes, how he sometimes gets mad at him when he wrote something incorrectly. He thought about Mr.Button hands, how big they were, the veins on them. He thinks about his body, he has never seen him naked or even shirtless but he has seen how his shirt fitted on his torso making his abdomen and chest. He started to smile, feeling his cheek heating as blood went to his groin.
Lewis groaned when he felt Fiona hand, who was much smaller and pointier than Mr.Buttonโs, roll a condom on his hard length. Fiona straddled him again, lowering herself on him. Lewis gripped her hips as she moved up and down him, his lips parting letting little sounds of pleasure. Fiona moans filled the room but Lewis mind was focused only on Mr.Button voice when he ordered him to do anything.
After it ended she laid beside him, their breath shallow as they came down from their orgasms. She laid her head on his chest and she felt her arm wrapping around her waist. Lewis focused on her now, his relationship. He canโt say he feels complete but he canโt complain much. He enjoyed how she had control of the situation, how he didnโt have to take the reins.
Next Monday Lewis went to work, everything was like always. Everything was in control. The next days were the same, but at Friday, just before closing, Mr. Button called him into his office.
โLewis, you know why Iโm calling you in?โ Mr.Button asked. His eyes are on Lewis, how he shook his head gently. โYou have been bringing my coffee late, you know when I like my coffee and you know I like scheduleโ
โIโm sorry, Mr.Buttonโ Lewis said, but he couldnโt stop the smile creeping into his lips. This wasnโt a mistake, he has been doing it on purpose. He wanted Mr.Button attention, he wanted to feel his anger. He knows whatโs gonna happen, what always happens when he angered Mr.Button.
โIโm gonna need to punish you, Lewis, for misbehavingโ Mr.Button purred as he got up his chair and circled the table. He knew Lewis wasnโt dumb, he couldnโt understand him fully but he knew what Lewis wanted, and who was he to deny it.
Lewis leaned over, put his hands on the table and spread his legs just slightly. Mr.Button hand caressed just as light as a feather the curvature of Lewis' ass before slapping it roughly. Lewis' mouth opened, not shyly as when Fiona's hands were on him but in desire. Lewis could hardly keep silent as Mr.Button kept delivering hits into his arse. Just when Lewis' knees were starting to tremble before he heard Mr.Button speak again.
โLewis, sweetheart, do you even remember what time I drank my coffee every day?โ Mr.Button asked Lewis with another hit.
โ11 amโ Lewis muttered, gripping into the desk as Mr.Button hit him again. โYou like drinking your coffee at 11 am, Mr.Buttonโ Lewis whimpered when he felt Mr.Button grip his hip so he wouldnโt fall. Mr.Button leaned over Lewis, his free hand resting just beside Lewisโ. Mr.Button kissed Lewis neck, gentle and soft, nothing like the spanks from before, and he could feel Lewis sigh. Mr.Button then bit on the soft flesh under Lewis ear, leaving a dark bruise on it, as he squeezed Lewisโ arse.
โNow, sweetheart, why donโt you go back home?โ
Back home Lewis found himself looking at his ass on the mirror of his bathroom, he traced the bruises Mr.Button left there. His eyes were so fixated on himself that he didnโt hear the door opening till he heard Fiona gasp.
โLewis? What happened? Are you okay?โ Fiona rushed to try to see Lewis bruises, but he quickly hid those pulling his clothes up.
โIโm fine, I just- I fell! I fell coming back from workโ
โAre you lying? Lew, tell me the truth, pleaseโ She tried to coarse the truth out of him, but she only got a groan in response. But when Lewis turned his head to the side there she saw it. A hickey. โDid someone do that to you?โ
โNo, Fiona please love, trust meโ
โAnd that hickey? Are you cheating on me?โ
โItโs not cheating! Mr.Button and I are just-โ Lewis' breath hitched when he realized what he just said.
โAre you cheating on me with your boss?โ She hissed, fighting back a wave of emotions. Rage, confusion, grief of what their relationship could have been.
โNo, Iโm not, Iโm not into dudesโ Lewis muttered, but it was plastered in his face the guilt and realization. He liked men. He liked Mr.Button. โI- I donโt know. Iโm sorry, Fionaโ
โWeโre done! I donโt want anything to do with you anymore!โ Fiona sobbed, walking away with tears flowing out her eyes.
Lewis stood there, touching where Mr.Button left the hickey, his mark. The realization came hard, of what he has done. And not only what he has done but that he has enjoyed. A lot. Too much.
He wanted Mr.Button. He wanted when he was rough and punishing and when he was gentle and rewarding. He wanted to be in Mr.Button life. He doesnโt care how wrong it may be, or how perverted it can be to want Mr.Button punishments.
He didnโt know what he was going to say to Mr.Button but he knew he had to do something. He started walking, rushing to go to Mr.Button house. His family tried to stop him, ask him what happened with Fiona but he did not stop. He did not stop his path when rain started to pour over him as he rushed to Mr.Button house. He rushed over the garden, knocking on the panel on the sliding door into Mr.Button living room where he was cleaning up some plates from dinner. When Mr.Button looked at where the knocking came from his eyes widened and rushed to open the door. He gripped Lewis' arm over his elbow to pull him inside.
โLewis? What happened? Youโre drippinโ wetโ Mr.Button asked as he closed the panel, rushing to find a towel for Lewis. โWhat's so important you had to rush in a Friday night with this weather?โ
โMr.Button, I-โ
โJust call me Jenson, sweetheartโ
โJenson, I want you. Alwaysโ Lewis breathed out, feeling how Jenson draped a towel over his shoulders.
โSweetheart, you know thatโs not possibleโ Jenson murmured, fixing the towel on Lewis. โWhat we do, itโs not right on the first placeโ
โWhy not? It feels right, I want youโ Lewis muttered, his dark eyes pleading into Jensonโs. Jenson wanted to do nothing but give everything to Lewis when Lewis gave him those eyes.
โYou know why, Iโm your boss, we have crossed so, so many boundaries, Sweetheartโ
โI donโt care about boundariesโ Lewis said, pleading, begging for Jenson โYou gave my life a reasonโ
โThatโs not true, you want to be a fashion designer, you will be a great fashion designerโ Jenson tried to coax Lewis, but he couldnโt resist cupping Lewis face. He could look so young, but so determined. โIโm not gonna tie you down to my lifeโ
โYou are not gonna tie me down. Since you came I have been eating better, I havenโt been hospitalized, Iโm gonna study fashion but I want you with me. I want you supporting me on my path and punishing me when I do wrong. I want youโ
Thatโs when Jenson's resolve shattered. He crashed his lips into Lewisโ. They felt even better than what Jenson imagined for them. They were soft but quick to kiss back. Lewis' arms hooked around Jenson's neck, pulling him closer. Neither of them cared that Jenson's clothes were getting dampened from Lewisโ rain soaked clothes.
โI love youโ Jenson mumbled against Lewis' mouth before gripping Lewis' ass to carry him. Lewis' legs wrapped around Jenson's waist as the older man carried him to the bedroom. Jenson carefully put him down in bed.
โJenson, the bed sheets-โ
โShh love, donโt worry about itโ Jenson purred as he crawled over Lewis. He undressed Lewis with care, but Lewis was growing impatient. Jenson fist wrapped around Lewisโ length to stroke him. โLewis, you need to tell me what you wantโ
โYouโ Lewis breathed out, his hips bucking into Jenson's hand.
โUse your words, loveโ
โInside, I want to feel you inside, I wanna know how it feelsโ Lewis moaned, looking at Jenson with those pleading eyes that always broke Jenson's resolve.
โOkay, sweetheart, but we donโt have lubeโ Jenson hummed as he spread Lewisโ legs with his hands. He lowered his head, his tongue working on Lewis hole to get it wet and ready. One of Jensonโs hands moved to Lewis mouth to thrust into his mouth, soaking them in spit before he could finger the younger man. Jenson was gentle, pushing first only one finger then a second one. When Lewis moans grew in pleasure and lost the discomfort in them Jenson pulled out to take off his own clothes, gaining a whine from Lewis.
โI know, sweetheart, I knowโ Jenson cooed, spitting on his hand to stroke himself, mixing the spit with the precum that was already leaking. When he saw himself ready, he lined himself up with Lewisโ hole.
โPlease, Jenseโ Lewis whined, one of his hands moving to cup Jenson nape. He moaned lewdly as Jenson pushed inside.
โShh, easy, love, easyโ Jenson thrusted slowly inside, gently moving his way inside. When his hip bone hit Lewis' balls he paused, letting Lewis adjust to his size. He kissed Lewis neck, jawline, cheek, mouth. He bit Lewisโ lip when Lewis told him to move. First it was slow, gentle thrusts. Testing what Lewis liked, what worked. Then both men started to grow impatient and Jenson picked up the pace. Jenson grabbed Lewis thighs and moved so both legs were over his shoulder, angling the thrusts deeper. That seemed to do it to Lewis, who moaned louder, more needy, more desperate. Alongside his thrusts Jenson went back to masturbating Lewis, his fisting moving at the same rhythm as his hips. Jenson would get engraved the sounds and face Lewis did. Lewis in Jenson's mind always looked so like an angel, the man was so, so perfect, and Jenson didnโt know what he did to deserve him.
Jenson spilled inside Lewis and the younger man followed shortly after, coming over his own abdomen. Lewis whined when Jenson pulled out, but Jenson peckered kisses over his face, his hand caressing over Lewis body.
โShh, love, I got youโ Jenson murmured, using the same towel he used to dry the rain off Lewis to clean the semen off Lewis. Both men tucked in bed, pulling Lewis to his chest, one arm gently wrapped around Lewis waist as he kissed gently the top of his head.
โGood night, loveโ
โGood night, Mr.Buttonโ
โI told you to call me Jenson, sweetheart, do you need a punishment?โ
Lewis giggled softly, earning a lazy laugh from Jenson before both men drifted off to sleep.
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statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you
Playing porn on full volume without headphones on the train: that's like 12 layers of wrong starting with you are playing any video on full volume without headphones on the train the fact thats it's porn just adds to the rudeness
Reading a pornographic story on your phone quietly and feeling vaguely aroused: idgaf
Thinking about stuff that makes you feel aroused: how tf would I know unless you tell me? I don't care but I don't want to hear about it
Seeing your fetish in the wild and getting a bit squirmy and turned on: again I'm not going to know unless you tell me. I don't care! Just text your friend about it like the rest of us
As long as you aren't irritating me I don't give a shit what you're doing or thinking about or how aroused you are
Just don't like, masturbate or watch porn videos on the bus where people can see and hear it. And my objection to that is not that it's horny it's that it's objectively rude
I would also get annoyed at someone picking their nose and flicking the boogies about or playing non porn videos loudly on the bus
Respect shared spaces but the inside of your head is not a shared space
Just don't like, masturbate or watch porn videos on the bus where people can see and hear it. And my objection to that is not that it's horny it's that it's objectively rude
Unless you brought enough headphones and/or petroleum jelly/baby oil for *everyone* on the bus; yeah, keep it to yourself! ๐
I would just wait until I get home to see that stuff because the last thing I want is for people to assume I'm a pervert in public. I almost got caught once at my program because I came across a Tumblr troll that had porn despite the purge.
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