crenny hcs in the form of answering popular otp questions:) buckle up lol
1. i would suppose that kenny is the most affectionate , but the definition of affection for these two is drastically unique. so he’s definitely affectionate in his own way
2. their most common argument is certainly about either the most mundane thing ever or something so serious it has plagued them ever since their inception. it could be something like kenny refusing to take his parka off during sex (lmao) or craig being mad at kenny’s self destructive tendencies (and vice versa actually)
3. craig apologises first without fail, although apologising at all took him a lot of learning
4. their favourite non sexual activity is to smoke and talk. seems typical, but this is how they connect, and their conversations are always intriguing
5. nicknames aren’t really their thing unless theyre in a mood. i can see craig using ken, but i also kinda dislike it. craig sometimes calls kenny honey or baby, but thats if hes consoling him or talking him through it. kenny doesnt use nicknames at all unless hes like drunk and making random shit up which implores craig to roll his eyes
6. the question is asking who proposes but i dont think theyll ever get married. there really is no point. maybe if they wanna avoid tax or smth (assuming we follow canon here and kennys rich af) but realistically i dont think they care enough
7. the popular assumption might be that craig worries the most [about kenny], but its actually the opposite. craig is like an emotional seal, he just wont open up. kenny has to pry shit out of him and is always concerned about his well being
8. craig tops, but im not too strict about dynamics for once. i can see kenny topping craig a lot and bitching him. actually, id like to think that kennys better at topping than craig, but kenny likes being praised and treated nicely wo moving an inch. craig likes to serve, so it works out in the end
9. they dont do pda, not really. for them the most theyll do is hold hands and exchange quick kisses. but if theyre on some shit, kenny will defo cling to craig like a life line. or kenny will reject his touch completely. kenny is just a bit indecisive like that
10. kennys gotten pretty good at cutting his own hair since he was too broke for getting it done, so he still does his own and does craigs too. altho kenny likes a mullet and craig keeps it at an average length, never too long. since kennys p nocturnal, hell incline craig to stay awake and just force him to sit on the floor of the bathroom so he can do it. craig closes his eyes and falls asleep to rhe sound of the clippers
11. craig sleeps way more, no doubt. after long shifts, hes out like a light. kenny’s insomnia is p bad, but i think once he moves in with craig it gets better. still, he likes to stay up late because hes impulsive
12. kenny wont let the damn parka go, even when theyre older, but he definitely switches it up by wearing craigs clothes instead. craig has a certain smell, kind of metallic, that kenny craves. so hell steal craigs hoodies and craig will either not notice or not gaf enough to say anything
13. kenny is funnier by a mile to outsiders, but kenny also thinks craig is the funniest person ever (hes not)… hes like zendaya laughing at everything tom says even when hes literally just talking ijbol
14. craig is lowk a bum, but he can cook when he tries. but he has to call his mum for all the peruvian recipes and keeps texting her like shes chatgpt. like use google omg. kenny can pour boiling water into a ramen cup x
15. they never go out of their way to tell people theyre dating. it just kind of happened the more they hung out, and people noticed. not rocket science. although, craigs parents quizzed him and wondered how the hell he ended up w someone like kenny - not implying that they dislike him. they were just baffled. kennys parents literally do not care whether he lives, so he doesnt tell them, and if they noticed they wouldnt comment anyway
16. this is a good one. kenny would slap craig in the face in a heartbeat, and craig wouldnt be fazed at all, maybe hed flinch. and craig would never slap kenny. thats just how it goes for them. although, in what pertains to their sex life, kenny definitely worries craig because he wants to try all sorts of crazy shit. and craig is like, ‘that will literally hurt/kill you, lol,’ and kenny doesnt care at all. he dies all the time anyway (whether craig remembers or not) so he makes the most of it
17. kids are off the table forever. its just not happening. seriously, these guys are too emotionally constipated, even if theyre way older and more mature. if they did have kids itd be sad for them lmaooo
18. fics always display kenny as more sexually promiscuous, which is of course true. but the fact that craig always indulges him is something we should discuss. he’s freaky too, but less on the nose . if craig wants to try smth new or fuck all of a sudden, esp in public, hell try to drown the thought based on logic, or because he doesn’t want to burden kenny (also cos he knows kenny will say yes 9 times out of 10 so hes just trying to be responsible.) a big part of their growth as partners is learning each others sexual preferences and helping craig understand himself better, cos when he has urges, he doesnt know how to manage them
19. saying i love you has never been a challenge; contrary to popular sentiment it doesnt mean a lot to them. esp to kenny, who has loved the whole world. the first time they exchange the words are probably during such a casual moment that it becomes sweet. now they say it quickly before bidding farewell
20. if they were to ever break up, the sexual connection would be too good to abandon. besides the friendship and deep understanding, the sex is just amazing. i think theyd try to take a break once due to an issue and realise theyre locked in for life. a month passes and theyre fucking for hours just to remind themselves how good they had it
21. bonus ; as a couple, they arent insanely attractive. craig is handsome, but not so immensely. hes nice to look at. kenny is quite androgynous, so people have always called him both pretty, cute, handsome, etc, and he enjoys that fluidity. hes also pretty average, perhaps better looking if he takes care of himself when he gets older. they suit one another and look put together when they try.
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