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Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

rameldrive-deactivated20170511

no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do

try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded

try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat

want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working

being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit

jewishdragon

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Average Man!

mcdolans

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

semememes-blog

HOW

lexiwestiiee

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

takemewherethewildthingsare

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

clariphonete-deactivated2014111

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

wrappingpaper

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

bbassam-deactivated20151227

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

iamsensitive

well

do not question

too-hilarious

I want a doot doot

aranzebiasmile

HOW THE FUCK

omgbruh

I want one

jointhefuckingdarkside

….I curious…

tevankinley

Sign me up

an-addiction-to-fiction-blog

I don’t believe it…

Doot doot me up

dooot

i want a doot

gimme my doot doot

castawayskiller-deactivated2017

the evolution

@5sos

5sosmybabies

do you know what gets me ?

how

someone

can

look

so

good

with

any

hair

colour

???????????

ashtonssolo

5SOS + Blue

just-shower-thoughts

In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.

lachatteestvivante

I don’t know if this is true or.. Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?

witwitch-deactivated20160508

It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance

ireallyluvdogs

In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.

numberoneblind

wtf

moonblossom

Oh my god what. Here in Quebec, if you call an ambulance for something they deem non-emergency, you get a bill later for like $180. But if it’s anything like a loss of consciousness, chest pains, labour, whatever, or if you’re in a public place and a a well-meaning samaritan calls 911, it’s paid for by the government. Seriously, everything about healthcare in the US makes me want to cry.

fenominus-blog

Imagine a world where you have to wear tags to tell people trying to help you that “It’s ok, don’t try to help, I can’t afford to pay if someone tries to save my life. I’ll just take my chances and hope it’s not life-threatening.”